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Originally Posted by Gav
and whats wrong with being a brummie??
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nuffink dat carnt bee corectid wiv a fruntel lobotommy
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Originally Posted by MeMe
on the hole he's and a**e hole  |
arr ay wakk dats a bitt fkin ricch cumin from a scowse gitt. i wennt too a scowse weddin wunce. fuk mee i didunt noe dat yew cud hyre a shel sewt from mosss brosss
i waz inn livverpewl lasst weak deelivverin a lode ov boelin borls. i stopt to elp too scowse kidds dat ad browkin dowen onn a fkin mowtorbyke. de enjin woz shaggid sow i chukt de byke an too kidds in de bakk ov de wagin. i waz runnin layte sow i woz cloggin itt a bitt wen a plodd puld mee inn for de fkin speadin. de plodd woz fromm bellfast soe hee woz. thay av too immport de polissmen into livverpewl cuz de naytivs carnt gett passt de crimminul recawd chekk.
wot yew gott in de bakk ov de wagin he sed. scowser egggs i sed. he ad a luk in de bakk ov de wagin an gott strayt onn iz raydioe. irjent bakk up rekwired irjently he sed. eyve stopt a wagin ful ov scowser eggs an too ov de likkul bastuds av atched an thayve nikt a mowtor byke orlreddy
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