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08 December 2004, 14:57
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Country: UK - England
Town: Over here
Boat name: S.S. Nobstick
Make: Three Wise Monkeys
Length: 3m +
Engine: 44lbs of thrust....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,127
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1990's vintage teenager for sale.
For sale.
One teenager daughter. Comes complete with “attitude” and a full range of accessories, including phone bills, clothes bills, shopping bills and vast fuel bills from all that running around ferrying her around. Expensive to run and no tangible rewards, or even the odd thank you!
Would definitely suit someone with a great deal of disposable income and huge reserves of calm and patience.
Would consider part-ex for something less hormonal. Perhaps you have a half-crazed terrorist that we could exchange?
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08 December 2004, 14:59
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Country: UK - England
Town: Reading
Make: None
Length: under 3m
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I guess you're having a particularly bad day, huh?   She'll make someone a lovely wife one day! 
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08 December 2004, 15:04
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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Try not feeding for a week while applying leaches, I find this keeps tantrums to minimum and saves money to boot. My teenagers are 4, 7 and 11 how old are yours 
Des
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08 December 2004, 15:08
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Chelmsford/Anglesey
Make: Avon SR/RibLite 3.1m
Length: 4m +
Engine: Honda 30hp/Yam 8hp
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 970
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Originally Posted by Louise
She'll make someone a lovely wife one day! |
Not if she's inherited his looks she won't
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08 December 2004, 23:42
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Country: UK - England
Town: Portsmouth
Boat name: Sting
Make: Tornado 6.8
Length: 6m +
Engine: Yam 200 HPDI
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 645
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Sell her on e-bay ...
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09 December 2004, 22:00
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Lymington
Boat name: Farfetched
Make: Solent Ribs
Length: 6m +
Engine: 150hp Suzuki
MMSI: 235021048
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 963
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Be aware there is a complicated 'resolving disputes' system on ebay if the buyer thinks the purchase is not 'as described'
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13 December 2004, 09:32
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Country: UK - England
Town: Gosport
Boat name: April Lass
Make: Moody 31
Length: 9m +
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,951
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Jono, have alook under "A" in your local telephone directory for your local recruiting office. Several months of physical training before breakfast, kit inspections and lots of drill should do the trick. You will need to give parental consent to have sibling re-programmed into a smart, drug free and polite young person and only when this is achieved will they be allowed to return home for very short periods of leave. Much cheaper than a boarding school or university.
Pete
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13 December 2004, 10:19
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Southampton
Boat name: DynaMoHumm/ SRV/deja
Make: Avon8.4, 5.4 & 4.777
Length: 8m +
Engine: Cat3126 Yam 90 &70
MMSI: 42
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 6,562
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Originally Posted by Louise
I guess you're having a particularly bad day, huh? She'll make someone a lovely wife one day! |
They said that about Brit!
Scary des my teenager is 27!
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Soul possession, Got me in a trance
Pullin' me back to you - Deja Voodoo
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13 December 2004, 10:29
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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....Scary des my teenager is 27! |
27....27.. That means I’ve got another 23 years of this  I’d get less time for killing someone Still they do have their moments' daddy I want a credit card for Xmas then I can buy presents I really want' 
Des
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16 December 2004, 09:34
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: ramsgate
Boat name: Micki Dee Bee
Make: Ribcraft Seasafari
Length: 9m +
Engine: Twin 250hp Suzuki
MMSI: 235057235
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,622
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Originally Posted by Scary Des
27....27.. That means I’ve got another 23 years of this I’d get less time for killing someone Still they do have their moments' daddy I want a credit card for Xmas then I can buy presents I really want'
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Mine is only 7 and she is just as bad!
Jesus some day's not sure she will make it to being teenager
Mind you for all her faults would not change her for the world.
Regards
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