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09 September 2006, 17:24
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: CONWY/CORFU
Boat name: The Full Morty II
Make: Air Craft/Shakespere
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avon rib....just shite!!!!
just full of shit
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09 September 2006, 17:31
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Member
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Town: Bromsgrove
Boat name: Kick-Ass !
Make: PAC/Artic 22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 250hp Yamaha
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chuffin ell
bin laden air strike me finks
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MY BIGGEST WORRY IS THAT MY WIFE(WHEN I"M DEAD)WILL SELL MY TOY'S FOR WHAT I SAID I PAID FOR THEM.
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09 September 2006, 17:33
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: swansea
Boat name: Too Blue
Make: BLANK
Length: 8m +
Engine: Suzuki DT225
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I have noticed this with several Avon RIBs - all bright blue. There was one in Guernsey in a hell of a state. I was worried because my RIB is virtually the same colour but they don't seem to bother around here - maybe seagulls in South Wales are colour blind???
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09 September 2006, 18:32
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Member
Country: New Zealand
Town: Paihia
Make: Scorpion
Length: 8m +
Engine: indoard yam 420 sti
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i have a polish friend for jobs like that one enjoy
hope you dont have a shit time cleaning it
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09 September 2006, 18:35
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Member
Country: Canada
Town: British Columbia
Make: Gemini
Length: 4m +
Engine: 40hp 2 str
Join Date: Oct 2003
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skyvermin, those things are.
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10 September 2006, 11:17
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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A joke springs to mind.
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10 September 2006, 12:21
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Member
Country: Other
Town: Stanley, Falkland Is
Boat name: Seawolf
Make: Osprey Vipermax 5.8
Length: 5m +
Engine: Etec 150
Join Date: Mar 2006
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caption competition:
two people sitting on the yacht in the background, one saying to the other "Did you see the size of that seagull"
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10 September 2006, 16:56
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: CONWY/CORFU
Boat name: The Full Morty II
Make: Air Craft/Shakespere
Length: 8m +
Engine: Etec 300hp/Etec150hp
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 603
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caption competition
why just this boat
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10 September 2006, 20:23
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RIBnet admin team
Country: UK - Scotland
Boat name: imposter
Make: FunYak
Length: 3m +
Engine: Tohatsu 30HP
MMSI: 235089819
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 11,627
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dave has resorted to drastic tactics for drumming up new customers for boatcare uk ;-)
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10 September 2006, 21:30
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Member
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Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
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What do you do if a bird shits on yer boat?
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10 September 2006, 21:39
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: swansea
Boat name: Too Blue
Make: BLANK
Length: 8m +
Engine: Suzuki DT225
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,791
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GED
why just this boat
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It's not - I think it's the colour!!!
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10 September 2006, 22:01
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Gosport
Boat name: April Lass
Make: Moody 31
Length: 9m +
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,951
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
What do you do if a bird shits on yer boat?
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Reach for the Alka-seltzer
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10 September 2006, 22:09
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
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Nope.....Keep trying . You'll like this one!
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10 September 2006, 22:14
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: cornwall
Boat name: nothing
Make: rib eye 430
Length: 4m +
Engine: tatsu 50
MMSI: 666
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,915
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Quote:
Originally Posted by codprawn
It's not - I think it's the colour!!!
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You could have a point there I launched at loe today and come to think of it there was a blue rib in a similar state looking unwanted on a mooring . My daughter asked if it was any Good ?
maybe the shit just shows up on the blue colour and blue is popular for covers Bimini's etc but they all seemed to be very shat upon .
Blame the Emmets for feeding the shitehawks
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10 September 2006, 22:37
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Mighty Penryn
Boat name: Little Joe.
Make: Avon Searider
Length: 4m +
Engine: Honda BF50
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,872
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ian parkes
You could have a point there I launched at loe today and come to think of it there was a blue rib in a similar state looking unwanted on a mooring . My daughter asked if it was any Good ?
maybe the shit just shows up on the blue colour and blue is popular for covers Bimini's etc but they all seemed to be very shat upon .
Blame the Emmets for feeding the shitehawks
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Looe is Shitehawk grand central! They are the most hostile I've ever come across, we had fish and chips there last year and had to eat them in the car as they were attacking us. We then had to drive off as they were going loopy on the sunroof looking at the F&C's!!
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10 September 2006, 22:52
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Devon
Boat name: White Ice
Make: Ranieri
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki 115hp
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ian parkes
Blame the Emmets for feeding the shitehawks
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Ever seen the gulls, sorry shitehawks, around one of your indigenous fishing boats?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mollers
Looe is Shitehawk grand central!
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Quite a big fishing fleet in Looe isn't there?
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10 September 2006, 22:56
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Member
Country: Other
Town: Stanley, Falkland Is
Boat name: Seawolf
Make: Osprey Vipermax 5.8
Length: 5m +
Engine: Etec 150
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,726
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
What do you do if a bird shits on yer boat?
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Ask her not to do it again?
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10 September 2006, 22:58
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: cornwall
Boat name: nothing
Make: rib eye 430
Length: 4m +
Engine: tatsu 50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard B
Ever seen the gulls, sorry shitehawks, around one of your indigenous fishing boats?
Quite a big fishing fleet in Looe isn't there?
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Thats where they should be following a trawler out at sea ,
problem is they are actually snatching food from your hand primarily because the Emmets feed them . The local council has even put up notices asking people not to feed the dam things . Same problem with the ponies up here on the Moors .
As mollers said eating fish and chips in Loe now has to be done undercover .
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10 September 2006, 23:24
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Devon
Boat name: White Ice
Make: Ranieri
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki 115hp
Join Date: Jul 2002
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It's just the same by the Thames in Reading - where one of the parks meets the river bank there's a big problem with guano from ducks and geese. And their output is much worse than gulls! Anyway, there's a sign telling people not to feed these fowl, and people stand in front of the sign doing exectly that. What can you do? Answers on a postcard!
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11 September 2006, 01:48
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BogMonster
Ask her not to do it again?
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Almost what I was thinking.
What do you do if a bird shits on yer boat.............."Never take her out again"
I'll buy you a pint next time I'm passing Port Stanley .
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