MeMe & Jono off.........

MeMe · 08 March 2004, 16:17

.....Pwllheli on Sunday afternoon. What happened next ?

Louise · 08 March 2004, 16:20

The bananas split down the middle and you became a fruit salad.

Ian · 08 March 2004, 17:55

Jono decided he hated the colour and took it for a respray blue?

Louise · 08 March 2004, 18:15

The zapcat slid up the beach, stopping within an inch of the waiting Land Rover. The two intrepid occupiers of the zapcat leapt from their craft and removed their drysuits to reveal black trousers, frilly dress shirts and white tuxedoes. They were then whisked away in the Land Rover to a windswept cliff where the rotors of a helicopter purred.

The Land Rover skidded to a halt alongside the aircraft which was hovering just above the ground. Our two heroes jumped on board as the helicopter started to rise into the air. They flew overland, passing a patchwork quilt of fields and gardens until finally their waterside destination came into view.

The helicopter landed and the tuxedoed two jumped out clutching bouquets of blood red roses. They ran along the quayside and on to the breakwater. What had looked like a black dot on the horizon roared into view and stopped below them. Ignoring the ladder, brave MeMe and Jono vaulted over the railing and jumped down into the waiting RIB which then sped off leaving a trail of red roses behind it.

And all because the boys love Black Jack!

P.S. Hope you like it, Alan! And Ian & Debs of course!

Ian · 08 March 2004, 19:07

"Don't phone us, we'll phone you!"

Louise · 08 March 2004, 19:08

Phil Davies · 08 March 2004, 19:15

What an extraordinarily fertile imagination you have, Louise! You know I really think it's time you started looking for a job - fantasising about Jono in a frilly dress shirt and tuxedo indicates a deeply scarred and disturbed mind.

And anyway, no Land Rover of Jono's would ever skid to a halt because he'd have ordered it with the ABS/Traction Control option

Cookee · 08 March 2004, 19:22

The boat (loose description) stopped and you didn't?

Andre · 08 March 2004, 19:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Louise

And all because the boys love Black Jack!

and here is me thinking that on 8th March The International Womens Day it would be to the Ladies they would have been heading with red roses and Champagne

Louise , Katherine and and to all other female members of the Forum please accept my Very Best Wishes on this occassion

Andre

The Jackeens · 08 March 2004, 19:39

Gee thanks Andrew!!!!!!

Missus (Kathleen)

Louise · 08 March 2004, 19:49

Cheers Andre.

MeMe · 08 March 2004, 20:42

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
"Don't phone us, we'll phone you!"

Lou' don't listen to Ian, he's just jealous because there wasn't room in the Zap for him

I enjoyed your story very much apart from the fact you missed out the bit about MeMe being 6'3", tanned, muscular and deonaire.

The Jackeens · 08 March 2004, 20:47

Quote:

Originally posted by MeMe
and deonaire.

Is that a new perfume Meme?

Missus

MeMe · 08 March 2004, 20:55

a slight hint of early evening "Gin & T"

The Jackeens · 08 March 2004, 20:58

...sounds good

It'll have to be champers when the new big black boat churns up the waters in NWales...

Missus

MeMe · 08 March 2004, 21:18

however, I like so many others just await an invite from the expectant parents

The Jackeens · 08 March 2004, 21:19

come down on 20th. The way you cater for peeps you could give us a few tips!!!

Missus

MeMe · 08 March 2004, 21:27

invitation, thanks. Unfortunately I can't make it however, I'll look forward to the photos.

The Jackeens · 08 March 2004, 21:31

the way I copied your distinctive post-style???

Hope to do photos...however one of the dodgy-lookin NWRibsters made off with our camera last visit. We're hiding stuff this time...

Missus

Ian · 08 March 2004, 21:33

You told me you were looking to fence it and I know this bloke in Worsley who has a garage full of stuff!