I've just put that through a translator and I have to say I'm shocked, but I except. Could have bought me a drink first but I've done worse
Ai Monsewer, zat iz fkkn A1. Ai avv ad zee lezzon frum Monsewer Garfishy et Je 'ave le perfect Francais , jus likk 'im. Malteaser 'as conquered viz zis.
Wonderful to see that all the bored senile old farts are doing well and being well led by their chairman Pillock.
Yes, we're all far too happy. It's the silly enthusiasm of youth. How's Retirement? You seem grouchy, did you mix up the Limovan and the Viagra bottle again tonight?
Officially if the boat is the main residence then the occupiers are liable for council tax. At the moment this is payable at Band A, the lowest band. However this may only apply if the resident stays at one particular permanent mooring and so boat dwellers that continually move around are not liable for council tax.
(can you take mine as well 
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