Swans

[Dr Doof]

[willk]

In your complex world, these may indeed be "swans".

However under the willk Seabird Simplex Classification System this keys out as a duck, albiet a large one. The smaller ones tend to follow trawlers more than ribs.

If you get a black one, it'll be a penguin.

[Andy B]

do you ever go out in the daylight or is it really that dark up norf!

[Jizm]

Originally Posted by Andy B

do you ever go out in the daylight or is it really that dark up norf!

Only 3 months of the year....