The Ultimate One-Man SIB

Keith Hart · 30 June 2003, 09:34

Here we have the ultimate one-man SIB as used by the gloating floating bloated boater - Keith Hart

Alan · 30 June 2003, 09:40

Where do you fit the outboard engine?

GED · 30 June 2003, 12:00

no outboard engine just jet power

narked · 30 June 2003, 12:52

If I remember right he said he'd put the outboard on his head, but yeah jet power wouldn't be a problem, well, apart from not being able to see where he's going.

Ian · 30 June 2003, 12:54

He had enough fried onions on Saturday evening to cause this!

Mike C · 30 June 2003, 13:14

Are we sure Keith isn't really a woman? Take another look!

Keith Hart · 30 June 2003, 14:00

You can blame the bulges on 'internal gasses'. Anyway the story is this.

We are about to anchor up by Abersoch. I volunteer to wade in and move DM's boat a bit.

"How deep is it here?" I asked DM.
He glanced knowingly at the depth sounder. "TWO and a half feet" he replied.

"Great, I jump in here then." I said. Splooooosh!

I disapeared for a second then shot up like a cork.

DM looked caringly down at me, whilst holding MY camera and said,"Oh sorry, I meant TWELVE and a half feet! Then promptly took the above photograph!

Keith (that's what friends are for) Hart