Trip For Lightwieghts

[Alice]

Originally Posted by ian parkes

Why would Mrs Sticky take your spoon , she already has all the tools

Not quite.

[ian parkes]

don't start that again cos a JCB is gonna mess up her lawn

[Hugh Jardon]

Alice,
after seeing how the professionals do it we have kitted ourselves out with stainless round bbqs, picnic backpacks with cold storage for food and drink
bbq was 12 quid from ebay and back pac was 24 quid from amazon

just need some of the most expensive nice pork and apple sausages from an upmarket location and the cheapest sausages from the local garage and have a full cornish set up!!!!

[Alice]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

Alice,
after seeing how the professionals do it we have kitted ourselves out with stainless round bbqs, picnic backpacks with cold storage for food and drink
bbq was 12 quid from ebay and back pac was 24 quid from amazon

just need some of the most expensive nice pork and apple sausages from an upmarket location and the cheapest sausages from the local garage and have a full cornish set up!!!!

Like it.

Gonna have to get a pile of crappy sausages ( high fat, little meat, preferably frozen) if I've got the SW crew coming round next weekend. Although the filling station gourmet has moved a little upmarket lately. He's around the Spar level now.

[Hugh Jardon]

i bet you never knew a sausage could swim until you saw my bbq!

filling station gourmet ....love it

did he bypass lidl and go straight to spar then? or has he just changed garage ? many garages sell spar stuff these days!!!

Originally Posted by Alice

Like it.

Gonna have to get a pile of crappy sausages ( high fat, little meat, preferably frozen) if I've got the SW crew coming round next weekend. Although the filling station gourmet has moved a little upmarket lately. He's around the Spar level now.

[Alice]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

i bet you never knew a sausage could swim until you saw my bbq!

They weren't swimming! They were drowning!! My arteries were blocking just sitting near the thing! If we'd had any 'Sweaty Socks' nearby they'd have bunged a few Mars bars in.

[ian parkes]

For a proper cornish BBQ you got to kill what you eat , seagull and limpets don't count , Roadkill wil do if ur desperate but Pollack is GOPPIN

[Hugh Jardon]

those mussels and limpets off the beach were quite nice really and we did not get the trotts the next day either

Originally Posted by ian parkes

For a proper cornish BBQ you got to kill what you eat , seagull and limpets don't count , Roadkill wil do if ur desperate but Pollack is GOPPIN

[Limey Linda]

Originally Posted by ian parkes

For a proper cornish BBQ you got to kill what you eat , seagull and limpets don't count , Roadkill wil do if ur desperate but Pollack is GOPPIN

If I was there I would be insisting on Oggies. What else do you eat in Cornwall that tastes soooooo good. And yes, they can be cooked on a covered BBQ. I actually prefer them cold. Ate to many when I lived in Helston/Culdrose as a kid.

[sticky]

Originally Posted by Alice

They weren't swimming! They were drowning!! My arteries were blocking just sitting near the thing! If we'd had any 'Sweaty Socks' nearby they'd have bunged a few Mars bars in.

First lets get one thing straight, I Mrs Sticky Only deal in big boys toys, not "little spoons".
Secondly whats this JCB issue and my lawn? You dont want to be shovelling horse manure off your highly cleaned drive do you?
Thirdly high fat content foods not only clog up the arteries they play havoc with your thought processing abilities.(Obviously you are having problems with the latter!!!)
See you soon
Mrs Sticky

P.S. "What a great day" for another glass of red (Lidl,s special reserve)!!!!!!!!!

Only joking...

[ian parkes]

Originally Posted by sticky

First lets get one thing straight, I Mrs Sticky Only deal in big boys toys, not "little spoons".
Secondly whats this JCB issue and my lawn? You dont want to be shovelling horse manure off your highly cleaned drive do you?
Thirdly high fat content foods not only clog up the arteries they play havoc with your thought processing abilities.(Obviously you are having problems with the latter!!!)
See you soon
Mrs Sticky

P.S. "What a great day" for another glass of red (Lidl,s special reserve)!!!!!!!!!

Only joking...

Ok Ill explain perhaps its the Lidle red clouding your hed .

You only do big toys (oops I mean boys toys ) So we have seen your chainsaw and lump hammer , was worried that next time toys were measured you would have hired a JCB and be driving it round the garden at sticky towers to show us all that you can dig big holes .
Now if you remember , no you probably don't < it was the Lidle red that started this in the begining

Hope you can make the next trip ,

[Alice]

Also, the deep fried everything BBQ was in reference to Hugh's hopeless gas fired efforts at Pentewan not the wonderful fare that you flopped up for us on Bryher. I'm on the Crozes Hermitage. £2 off in Sainsburys, it doesn't wreck the thought processes as badly as that Lidl's stuff. Oh yeah, and tell the girls, well done.

[Hugh Jardon]

Originally Posted by Alice

Also, the deep fried everything BBQ was in reference to Hugh's hopeless gas fired efforts at Pentewan not the wonderful fare that you flopped up for us on Bryher. I'm on the Crozes Hermitage. £2 off in Sainsburys, it doesn't wreck the thought processes as badly as that Lidl's stuff. Oh yeah, and tell the girls, well done.

but hopefully you enjoyed the kebbbabs on the second trip, i turned the bbq over to griddle just for you....

[Alice]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jardon

but hopefully you enjoyed the kebbbabs on the second trip, i turned the bbq over to griddle just for you....

I ate two tubs of Carol Vorderman's fancy marg that clears ya' toobs out the next day. I could feel a heart attack pending.

[Hugh Jardon]

Originally Posted by Alice

I ate two tubs of Carol Vorderman's fancy marg that clears ya' toobs out the next day. I could feel a heart attack pending.

thats odd cos i read somewhere that badger and sky rat kebabs are quite healthy eating. might try my pidgeon and mouse ones next time then

[Alice]

Roof Trout (pigeon) and Lawn Flonder (Rabbit) are the ones. Yum.