I won't be worrying about cleggs and midges, we have got plenty of them in the Pennines so we are used to em
Although I must say that those kilts wot you lads wear... all them little beasties flying and bitting up there, you must have boll*cks like cows udders.
Now for me... just as long as that barn pub up the road has good ale on tap.
and some nice fishes to be caught in them Scottish waters
I'll be happy
See you soon Billy