Caption Competition

[Mugshot]

Originally Posted by Hightower

Hey I can't seem to get an enlargment of the attachment. Anyone else having problems?

My favourite so far!!!

[Jimbo]

Originally Posted by Hightower

Hey I can't seem to get an enlargment of the attachment. Anyone else having problems?

Apparently you'd be amazed at the solutions modern medicine can provide. I have some e-mails in my spam box that may be of some use to you...

[Hightower]

Hey I was being serious!! I really can't enlarge the photo

[Rich L]

Originally Posted by Hightower

Hey I was being serious!! I really can't enlarge the photo

No problem for me. Perhaps the guy in the Black could give you a hand

[Mark Halliday]

1) "Hightower and Biggles re-enact the famous autopilot scene form Airplane."


2) "It says 12ft of water, mud and shingle bottom and 5ºC"


3) "Now will you marry me?"


4) "Of course its bigger than Paul's (lens)."

[The Jackeens]

Hahahahaha

These are looking good!

We shall consult with the protagonists before deciding the favourite!!!!

So keep 'em coming (No! That's not an entry! That isn't either etc.)

Kathleen & Paul

[Robox]

When i said tie a knot in it you weren't supposed to take it literally

[Mugshot]

Not only were the government officials considered a little keen, the placement of the new boat mileage trackers was causing great concern amongst the rib community.

[Mugshot]

"You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"

[Simon B]

1. OK, I'm squeezing the primer bulb now...

2. Looks more like a pop rivet and it isnt golden!

3. 99, 100 OK Coming ready or not

4. Failure to deploy signal flags B & D

5. Hold her steady there's a bottle of Moet in here somewhere.

[Mark Halliday]

1) Are we nearly there yet?

2) Genitals? ............ Check!

3) Where did you stow the "flashing" beacon?

4) You should drop your pants for a real moon.

5) I said cough not sneeze!

6) Always keep a sharp lookout. Always expect he unexpected.

7) I'm just checking the head(ing).

8) No, we need something longer for a mooring line.

9) I said you would have to duck if we went under B&Q-Colourama's sponsons.

10) ............ and ultimatly, you must maintain your concentration, what ever happens. Never get distracted form the job in hand.

11) The tell-tale seems to be blocked.

12) Hands man, I said my HANDS were cold.

[Bittentobuggery]

You're desperate to get into RibEx, aren't you !

[Apherel]

So that's why your socks are getting wet. There is nothing wrong with the dry suit - your equipment is too short!

[The Jackeens]

Some promising entries! ( )

Apherel, you got up early!!!

Winner to be decided at Nasher's next gathering (March 12th)

K & P

[Tim M]

"That's not what I meant when I told you to lower the donkey's d**k"

[Biggles]

Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.


Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".

I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.

[Hightower]

Originally Posted by Biggles

Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.


Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".

I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.

Look at the time! I'm tired from empting my sack at the moment, I'll counter that one when I'm more awake.

[Apherel]

Quote: Apherel, you got up early!!!

Feels late from here. Must be upside down ....!

[RAD]

Keep blowing, they are nearly hard enough!

[Gav]

"God damn, if this was a hardboat, you'd only have a pair of shorts to pull down! "