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19 February 2007, 21:21
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Haverfordwest
Boat name: Nenya
Make: Tornado 5.1
Length: 5m +
Engine: Mercury 60hp
MMSI: 235051491
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 198
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Hey I can't seem to get an enlargment of the attachment. Anyone else having problems?
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My favourite so far!!!
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19 February 2007, 21:25
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#22
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Member
Country: UK - England
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,850
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
Hey I can't seem to get an enlargment of the attachment. Anyone else having problems?
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Apparently you'd be amazed at the solutions modern medicine can provide. I have some e-mails in my spam box that may be of some use to you...
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19 February 2007, 21:38
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Hey I was being serious!! I really can't enlarge the photo
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Looks Slow but is Fast
Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.
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19 February 2007, 22:08
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#24
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: London
Length: no boat
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 378
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
Hey I was being serious!! I really can't enlarge the photo ![ROFL](https://www.rib.net/forum/images/smilies/likeadrain.gif)
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No problem for me. Perhaps the guy in the Black could give you a hand
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20 February 2007, 13:14
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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Better late than never.
1) "Hightower and Biggles re-enact the famous autopilot scene form Airplane."
2) "It says 12ft of water, mud and shingle bottom and 5ºC"
3) "Now will you marry me?"
4) "Of course its bigger than Paul's (lens)."
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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21 February 2007, 18:44
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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Hahahahaha
These are looking good!
We shall consult with the protagonists before deciding the favourite!!!!
So keep 'em coming (No! That's not an entry! ![big grin](https://www.rib.net/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) That isn't either ![big grin](https://www.rib.net/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) etc.)
Kathleen & Paul
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Happy New Resolutions!!! : RIBbing for the craic!!!
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21 February 2007, 19:04
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Coventry
Make: Ribeye
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yamaha 115 4stroke
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 117
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When i said tie a knot in it you weren't supposed to take it literally
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21 February 2007, 20:54
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#28
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Haverfordwest
Boat name: Nenya
Make: Tornado 5.1
Length: 5m +
Engine: Mercury 60hp
MMSI: 235051491
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 198
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Not only were the government officials considered a little keen, the placement of the new boat mileage trackers was causing great concern amongst the rib community.
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21 February 2007, 21:09
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#29
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Haverfordwest
Boat name: Nenya
Make: Tornado 5.1
Length: 5m +
Engine: Mercury 60hp
MMSI: 235051491
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 198
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"You were only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"
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23 February 2007, 08:27
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Leicester
Boat name: Vixen
Make: Ribcraft
Length: 6m +
Engine: Suzuki OB 175
MMSI: 235071839
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,624
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1. OK, I'm squeezing the primer bulb now...
2. Looks more like a pop rivet and it isnt golden!
3. 99, 100 OK Coming ready or not
4. Failure to deploy signal flags B & D
5. Hold her steady there's a bottle of Moet in here somewhere.
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New boat is here, very happy!
Simon
www.luec.org
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23 February 2007, 09:45
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#31
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nutbourne
Boat name: Renegade
Make: Porter
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140 Tohatsu
MMSI: 235022904
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,195
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1) Are we nearly there yet?
2) Genitals? ............ Check!
3) Where did you stow the "flashing" beacon?
4) You should drop your pants for a real moon.
5) I said cough not sneeze!
6) Always keep a sharp lookout. Always expect he unexpected.
7) I'm just checking the head(ing).
8) No, we need something longer for a mooring line.
9) I said you would have to duck if we went under B&Q-Colourama's sponsons.
10) ............ and ultimatly, you must maintain your concentration, what ever happens. Never get distracted form the job in hand.
11) The tell-tale seems to be blocked.
12) Hands man, I said my HANDS were cold.
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" Douglas Adams
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23 February 2007, 12:30
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Member
Country: Other
Make: Ribtec
Length: 7m +
Engine: Yamaha F225
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 411
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You're desperate to get into RibEx, aren't you !
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23 February 2007, 20:48
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Member
Country: Australia
Town: Melbourne
Make: Vipermax
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki DF140
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 181
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So that's why your socks are getting wet. There is nothing wrong with the dry suit - your equipment is too short!
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25 February 2007, 19:11
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#34
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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Some promising entries! ( ![big grin](https://www.rib.net/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) )
Apherel, you got up early!!!
Winner to be decided at Nasher's next gathering (March 12th)
K & P
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25 February 2007, 19:37
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Member
Country: France
Town: Côte d'Azur
Boat name: Beaver Patrol
Make: Avon Searider SR4
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,934
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"That's not what I meant when I told you to lower the donkey's d**k"
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25 February 2007, 19:45
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#36
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Member
Country: Other
Town: Oakley
Boat name: Zerstörer
Make: Ribcraft
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki DF 140
MMSI: 235050131
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 3,931
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Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.
Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".
I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.
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26 February 2007, 00:14
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#37
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Just seen this. Sneaked in whilst I was away. Naughty peeps. I wondered where that photo had got to.
Andy mentioned something about how "On the RIBNET Santa cruise it was a tradition for him to get his sack emptied".
I'm not falling for that one again. He's not bringing his sack on my boat again.
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Look at the time! I'm tired from empting my sack at the moment, I'll counter that one when I'm more awake.
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Looks Slow but is Fast
Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.
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26 February 2007, 12:12
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#38
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Member
Country: Australia
Town: Melbourne
Make: Vipermax
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki DF140
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 181
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Quote: Apherel, you got up early!!!
Feels late from here. Must be upside down ....!
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28 February 2007, 13:10
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#39
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Essex
Boat name: Club Boat
Length: no boat
Engine: Yam 40hp
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 288
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Keep blowing, they are nearly hard enough!
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28 February 2007, 22:53
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#40
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Midlands
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 80
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"God damn, if this was a hardboat, you'd only have a pair of shorts to pull down! "
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