Caption please.

[The Jackeens]

'can ye believe that clairvoyant bint told me I was an ostrich in a previous life?'

missus

[Bittentobuggery]

"How much did you say you'd saved on these bearing savers"

[Mark Halliday]

Have you seen my hood?

If I only I could get this velcro unstuck from my leg.

Bl**dy chewing gum!

(Bless you). Thats another one for the sea gulls.

Hey MeMe, I think your home brew is leaking.

You'll never get your leg over with a step there!

It looks like water, smells like water and, by God, it tastes like water. Why are we trying to launch in a vat of John Smiths?

You bend down slowly, slide your hand under the fish and flick it into the boat.


MeMe, can I stop now? This is doing my head in.

[ashbypower]

"eee lad..........." Does my Bum look big in these???

Brian




SOOORRREEEEE

[Louise]

Originally Posted by ashbypower

"eee lad..........." Does my Bum look big in these???

Brian

See post 38 Brian!

[ashbypower]

Doh!! To much Scotch tonight

[Bittentobuggery]

Originally Posted by Mark Halliday

It looks like water, smells like water and, by God, it tastes like water. Why are we trying to launch in a vat of John Smiths?

Reminds me of that old joke

Q. Why is Watneys like making love in a punt ?

A. 'Cos it's f*ckin close to water.

[Wayne Rogers]

That curry last night has given me terrible wind.

[Orange Beeny]

yes wayne, but wot about a caption?

[MeMe]

Originally Posted by Mark Halliday[i

MeMe, can I stop now? This is doing my head in. [/i]

I'll draw a line under this one tomorrow morning when I log in. The winner will be announced before 10 a.m

[Ian Austin]

should we try to get in a little bit deeper .....Dear.

[Scary Des]

Of course you can just through the anchor, but I find this propels it further................ and it’s more enjoyable

[philip]

Sorry Dave my posts seem to be a bit inspired by the picture and comments in this thread: http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread....7&page=3&pp=10 (Post23 & 24 )

Eee lad … you see if you take Flossie towards the deeper water she pushes back harder.

(Think it was the edge of a cliff in the original joke – I can only remember punchlines)

[fred bolton]

Prrrappppp “Phew these breathable Oilies breathe methane too”.

“Anymore P**s taking MeMe and you can launch your own effing boat”.

Dave modelling his latest solar head panel.

[Mark Halliday]

Originally Posted by MeMe

I'll draw a line under this one tomorrow morning when I log in. The winner will be announced before 10 a.m

Well, just a few more then

Eeee lad ........

....... I never thought I would see a Medline with just the prop in the water!

....... there's a horrible sea monster down here, or is it my reflection.

....... the Hokey Cokey goes like this - arms bend, knees bend, raa raa raa.

........ I see Jono G has cleaned up his playground.

......... I don't think this wisy washy brown goes with the nice blue and white colour scheme.

........ I think your fender has sunk.

....... its definatly 2 stroke oil.

........ watch out, thers a gArf about.

........ mi backs gone, I'll never lift a pint again.

........ now I know why its called Phewllheli.

....... its not a leak, your galvanising disolving.

........ its too rough, take it back up.

[Neal]

Just give the prize to Mark his working so hard on this his work & social live must be suffering.

[Scary Des]

Originally Posted by Neal

..........working so hard on this his work might be.......... suffering.

Marks work won’t suffer because his work is avoiding work(see Occupation right), so he should be up for a bonus this year
Des

[Scary Des]

Eee Lad ...........do you think that’s loud enough to be use as an audio signalling device

[rads]

Eee Lad... I reckon it needs a set of 20" alloys with those chrome spinners. Bling!

David

[The Jackeens]

...'you've not used that Oil of Ulay stuff on the bearin's agin have ya?'


missus (I want Mark Halliday's job )