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25 August 2005, 11:05
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Country: UK - England
Town: Felixstowe
Boat name: WhaleOilBeefHooked
Make: Ribeye
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yamaha F80
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 66
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Caption Comp!
"Leave the mark to Starboard...No Port...No Starboard...No !!!!"
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Are you part of the Solution or part of the Problem?
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25 August 2005, 11:16
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Country: UK - Wales
Length: no boat
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 332
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Now Serving Ticket Number Three
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25 August 2005, 11:50
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Over here
Boat name: S.S. Nobstick
Make: Three Wise Monkeys
Length: 3m +
Engine: 44lbs of thrust....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,127
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Ok, Ok ! I agree that it was easier than clambering forward over the slippy deck to make fast the bow line....
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25 August 2005, 13:09
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Country: UK - Wales
Length: no boat
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Calm down Dear its only a commercial........for cheaper boat insurance call.....
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25 August 2005, 13:12
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Member
Country: Belgium
Town: NIVELLES BELGIUM
Boat name: INDEPENDENT
Make: BWM RAPIER
Length: 9m +
Engine: Ob 2*250/2t yams hpd
MMSI: 235030702
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 885
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spectre racing after encounter with Big Bertha........
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25 August 2005, 13:19
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Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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See I was right  mirage only occur in the desert 
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25 August 2005, 13:27
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Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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And the moral of the store is, if you are going to play chicken with inanimate objects pick on something smaller than you  that way it doesn’t hurt when the object wins
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25 August 2005, 13:31
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Country: UK - England
Town: Leicester
Boat name: Vixen
Make: Ribcraft
Length: 6m +
Engine: Suzuki OB 175
MMSI: 235071839
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,624
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"Bow pick-up tank deployed Captain"
"Codprawn in tears as new rib mocked by hostile post"
"Prominent RYA instructor sued after pivot point of boat demonnstration goes wrong"
"I think that's enough of transits for now"
"So you'll be needing that jury mast knot then?"
"Dont ever drop pine nuts down the head again when your mums tummy is off"
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New boat is here, very happy!
Simon
www.luec.org
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25 August 2005, 16:32
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Country: Other
Length: no boat
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 623
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Originally Posted by Simon B
"Bow pick-up tank deployed Captain"
"Codprawn in tears as new rib mocked by hostile post"
"Prominent RYA instructor sued after pivot point of boat demonnstration goes wrong"
"I think that's enough of transits for now"
"So you'll be needing that jury mast knot then?"
"Dont ever drop pine nuts down the head again when your mums tummy is off"
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25 August 2005, 16:40
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Over here
Boat name: S.S. Nobstick
Make: Three Wise Monkeys
Length: 3m +
Engine: 44lbs of thrust....
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,127
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"Put the bow against the mooring and leave it ticking over to hold it there whilst your crew member makes the line fast" "I SAID TICK OVER !!"
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25 August 2005, 18:35
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Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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So what's the Prize for the best one?
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25 August 2005, 18:42
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Bradford on Avon
Boat name: tbc
Make: Sunseeker (AshleyD)
Length: 8m +
Engine: 2 x coal burners
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 461
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Navigator: “It’s on your nose NOW”
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25 August 2005, 18:58
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Country: Other
Length: no boat
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 623
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Some damned good captions there, but I mean....how can you possibly compete with this?
Simon B's effort:
""Dont ever drop pine nuts down the head again when your mums tummy is off"
WTF? It just cracks me up..... 
It's in the lead at the moment...
What's the prize? How 'bout cold beer at the Folly Inn (Medina) sometime?? (Me not silly, Simon B comes from Lychester as the septics say)
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25 August 2005, 21:34
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Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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God's dropped one of his knitting needles again .
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25 August 2005, 21:44
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Menu:
Starter....Pole'ish spare RIB
Main.......Stake and Ships
Dessert...Bannana boat split
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25 August 2005, 22:53
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Nr Faversham, Kent
Boat name: C Rider
Make: Avon
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yam 80
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 513
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When I nod my head, you hit it
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Searider - The Best 5.4 x Far
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26 August 2005, 08:41
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: nr Lymington
Boat name: JU-JU
Make: Halmatic PAC22
Length: 6m +
Engine: 140.5 Mermaid
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,400
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See  that’s what happens when you smear Viagra on a chopstick Des
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26 August 2005, 09:00
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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There I told you it wouldn't bend!!!
Brian
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26 August 2005, 12:06
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#39
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Southampton
Boat name: Aquaholic
Make: Ribeye
Length: 7m +
Engine: 250 V8
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,323
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He should have gone to specsavers!
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26 August 2005, 13:03
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Southampton
Boat name: DynaMoHumm/ SRV/deja
Make: Avon8.4, 5.4 & 4.777
Length: 8m +
Engine: Cat3126 Yam 90 &70
MMSI: 42
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 6,562
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Last time I buy an Autohelm off Spectre Racing!
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