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24 August 2005, 20:26
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Caption Time!
'Cos there seems to be a load of wits out there with far too much free time on their hands, I thought a little caption contest might relieve your stress.
Please 'ave a go at captioning this little gem.... (apologies if you've seen it all before)
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24 August 2005, 20:30
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Country: France
Town: Côte d'Azur
Boat name: Beaver Patrol
Make: Avon Searider SR4
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,934
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"S**t"
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24 August 2005, 20:31
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Country: UK - England
Town: Southampton
Boat name: Hissing Sid
Make: Ross Smith Cobra
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200HP Optimax
MMSI: 235038046
Join Date: Jun 2002
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very apt name for the boat don't you think! 
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24 August 2005, 20:32
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Country: France
Town: Côte d'Azur
Boat name: Beaver Patrol
Make: Avon Searider SR4
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Jan 2004
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I wonder what happened to Tempory Insanity 1??
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24 August 2005, 20:36
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Country: UK - England
Town: Southampton
Boat name: Hissing Sid
Make: Ross Smith Cobra
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200HP Optimax
MMSI: 235038046
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 3,804
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'the skipper found the only way to stop the dreaded vampire boat was to drive a stake through it!'
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24 August 2005, 20:40
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Sh1t! is dead right preceded by Oh!
What are the odds eh??
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24 August 2005, 20:48
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: I.O.W/Switzerland
Boat name: HotShot
Make: shakey
Length: 5m +
Engine: 90hp Tohatsu TLDI
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,559
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Just hope no one was lying down below with their feet towards the bow and their legs open  !
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24 August 2005, 21:09
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Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
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I wonder what happened to Tempory Insanity 1??
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Probably under the one in the photo.
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24 August 2005, 21:48
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Country: Other
Town: Vectis Isle
Boat name: REEF
Length: 6m +
MMSI: 235064495
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 353
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I told you No 4 cant you do anything right
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24 August 2005, 22:08
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Country: UK - England
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Looks like the waypoint I entered into the GPS is BANG on.
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24 August 2005, 22:14
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Pagham Harbour
Boat name: Scallywag
Make: Arran 16
Length: 4m +
Engine: Tohatsu
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 327
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Always wanted a catamaran!
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24 August 2005, 22:17
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Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
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When I said put your boat on a post and to show it to the RIBnet members......I didn't mean litererally, you Idiot!!
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24 August 2005, 22:24
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Country: UK - England
Town: london
Make: own
Length: 10m +
Engine: 800hp volvo diesel
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 32
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looks like the wifes been out again
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24 August 2005, 22:48
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Newquay, Cornwall.
Boat name: None :(
Make: None :(
Length: 5m +
Engine: None :(
MMSI: None :(
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,280
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"Er, Dad, its your turn to drive for a while..."
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24 August 2005, 22:51
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Country: UK - England
Town: Devon
Boat name: White Ice
Make: Ranieri
Length: 5m +
Engine: Suzuki 115hp
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,015
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"OK, so the waypoint was post number three?"
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24 August 2005, 22:57
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Exmouth, Devon
Length: no boat
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 767
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"I wish you'd told me which side of the marker a bit sooner."
"I said that bow fender wasn't on right"
" . . . and then head straight for the green marker . . . you can't miss it!"
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24 August 2005, 22:57
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Country: Other
Town: Principalite d'Chaos
Boat name: The Nashers Revenge!
Make: Windsor Brothers
Length: 6m +
Engine: Optimax 225
MMSI: "Mmmmm SI" she said!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 4,924
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Lesson 15
At the end of your days boating ensure your craft is securely attached to its mooring.
Or
After 10 years he replaced his old GPS and didn't appreciate the advances in waypoint positional accuracy.
Nasher
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25 August 2005, 06:26
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Member
Country: Canada
Town: British Columbia
Make: Gemini
Length: 4m +
Engine: 40hp 2 str
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 2,151
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It looks like Temprary Insanity has a split personality.
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25 August 2005, 09:02
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: SOUTHAMPTON AREA
Boat name: none
Make: bombard sib
Length: 3m +
Engine: petrol 15/3.5
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 402
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After the marital argument,he decided she could have her half of the bl**dy boat
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Dear Mr Autohelm,whilst I apreciate the accuracy of your GPS guided self steering system........
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25 August 2005, 10:06
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Southampton
Boat name: Aquaholic
Make: Ribeye
Length: 7m +
Engine: 250 V8
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 1,323
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I know I should have said "between" the markers, not "through" them!
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