Dont warn of a speed check ahead !!

[Pikey Dave]

'twasn't WillK

Originally Posted by HUMBER P4VWL

Did Willk do it when the car was moving? Or just smear it on when parked? The former stupid, the latter fine IMHO.

Originally Posted by HughN

To my eternal shame, a car doing 60+ along Rustington seafront (limit 30) once got a bag full of (fairly runny) dog poo on the windscreen from me as I waited to cross the road with my children.

[HUMBER P4VWL]

Doh! Speed reading on iPhone again. Sorry Willk

[HughN]

Originally Posted by Pikey Dave

Chucking bags of dog sh1t at passing cars is just plain stupid.

Agreed.

I wouldn't do it again and I wouldn't advocate doing it, hence the 'To my eternal shame' rider.

This was a while ago. The same car (a Subaru WRX) regularly sped along the same stretch of road, making a right racket when doing so. It was reported by me. No change. One day I took a photo of it on my phone - it screeched to a halt, reversed at high speed, screeched to a halt again and the driver got out and threatened me - bl**dy scary at the time. On 'Dog-poo day' I happened to be in the right place at the right time (with a means of a swift exit). I was the only person stupid enough to be on the beach at that time; the only thing he could hit would be the concrete sea-wall. As I said, it was stupid, and I do regret it now - I had gone down the proper channels, but this idiot was still doing the same thing (probably relying on people flashing their headlights to avoid getting caught speeding where there were traps).

I think I'll start a thread 'What do we think of Cat poo in gardens' - that might be less contentious.

I'll get my coat...

[tony t]

Originally Posted by HughN

Agreed.
.

I'll get my coat...

I wish someone would, this started off a decent thread .... Now it's a load of crap

[tony t]

Originally Posted by HUMBER P4VWL

Doh! Speed reading on iPhone again. Sorry Willk

Yea HP there's no hiding the fact you keep quoting Willk wrong ... It's ever since he called you Stuart .... I For one think you have it in for him

[Pikey Dave]

Originally Posted by tony t

I wish someone would this started off a decent thread .... Now it's a load of crap

Fk me! I thought Yoda was in the room for a moment then

[HUMBER P4VWL]

If my dog crapped in your garden daily, you'd be mighty angry. So why is it as are allowed? Not in mine, send the dog after em (though he'd lose), failing that, the 12 bore!

[Pikey Dave]

Originally Posted by HUMBER P4VWL

If my dog crapped in your garden daily, you'd be mighty angry. So why is it as are allowed? Not in mine, send the dog after em (though he'd lose), failing that, the 12 bore!

Gather round everyone, HP's finally lost it, funny farm here he comes:grin:

[kerny]

Originally Posted by Pikey Dave

Gather round everyone, HP's finally lost it, funny farm here he comes:grin:

Now then!! maybe I could be of help HP social services being my game, especially "mental health" you or your friend can PM me any time

[HUMBER P4VWL]

Doh! Cats, I meant Cats!! I hate them! Using creatures, it's all on their terms.

[Downhilldai]

Originally Posted by HughN

... On 'Dog-poo day' I happened to be in the right place at the right time (with a means of a swift exit). I was the only person stupid enough to be on the beach at that time; the only thing he could hit would be the concrete sea-wall....

It does all sound a little pre-meditated....

[willk]

Originally Posted by HUMBER P4VWL

Doh! Cats, I meant Cats!! I hate them! Using creatures, it's all on their terms.

Cat are little women in fur coats. It's how you handle them that matters - I have five of them and they're a piece of cake. You have to show 'em who's Boss but also show some affection when they need it.

It's knowing which that counts

PS: WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror. Just shows ta go ya.

*the cat

[Bigmuz7]

Originally Posted by willk

PS: WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror. Just shows ta go ya.

*the cat

Is he armed with bags of dog shit ?

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by willk

WiLlfie has only the one cat, but he's* a holy terror.

yus pattrik de catt iz de catt fromm helll

larst weak a bul terrierer gott a bitt uppitty wiv im

fuk mee itt woz lyke wochin fredy krooger att werk

arfter twentty secunds de terierer woz cowerin inn de cawner wiv stripps ov flessh angin orf im, wan iye danglin onn iz cheak an hee ad shatt isself.

i av savid de pooh for huhgn too throe att sumboddy

[MattD]

You could get around this with ease. Advanced driver training tells you that you flash head lights to warn other motorists of danger. That is the only reason you should flash them, not to be polite. The police operate them on a different level of reality to everyone else. So I was flashing my lights because a rabbit was running across the road. Simple. Danger, prove there wasn't a rabbit.

[MattD]

I remember being told that before and during overtaking 'advanced drivers' should flash head lights to warn of danger. Hmmm, so I'm not supposed to think tosser, if someone does that to me and then speed up to make overtaking more difficult for them??

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by MattD

Advanced driver training tells you that you flash head lights to warn other motorists of danger

Originally Posted by MattD

I remember being told that before and during overtaking 'advanced drivers' should flash head lights to warn of danger

arr yew tryin too tel uz inn a rownd abowt sawt ov waiy dat yor an advancid dryver?

Originally Posted by MattD

prove there wasn't a rabbit.

rabits arr orkward likkul fkkers inn a cort ov lorr

sum rabits ar lorr abydin an sum rabits arr nott

yew jus carnt trusst de likkul fkkers testimunny

[Dhf]

I was stopped for speeding the other night, The copper said "do you realise you where doing 120mph sir", I said "yes thats all my car will do osifer", "What's the hurry then" he replied. "It's my girlfriend she's not the prettiest" I replied, The copper looked in and said "I understand now sir, Quick get the ugly c'nt in the t5 and and i'll get her home quicker".

[Bigmuz7]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

yew jus carnt trusst de likkul fkkers testibunny

^^^ fixed

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

^^^ fixed

ow dair yew interfeer wiv werk ov grate literarary impawtunce yew tartun nobjokky

fuk mee yool be reritin de werks ov de shaykespeer (bizzy likkul fkker hee woz wot wiv ritin an botebildin) an dat scoch nobbur rabbi birns wot rit powetry nekst.

i fink i mite sett mi catt onn yew