Dont warn of a speed check ahead !!

[willk]

Originally Posted by MattD

Advanced driver training tells you that you flash head lights to warn other motorists of danger.

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

arr yew tryin too tel uz inn a rownd abowt sawt ov waiy dat yor an advancid dryver?

I'm sure if he intended to be in a rownd abowt, he'd have given us some Indication...

[Bigmuz7]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

ow dair yew interfeer wiv werk ov grate literarary impawtunce yew tartun nobjokky

Yes.. yes ... I concede ... the works of the fish are greater than the sword

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

fuk mee yool be reritin de werks ov de shaykespeer (bizzy likkul fkker hee woz wot wiv ritin an botebildin)

I is smokin an 'amlet whilst quotin the words ... alas poor wilLfish asent you got yo 9mm busy yet ? Ali G styli init?

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

an dat scoch nobbur rabbi birns wot rit powetry

Eeee is still a nobbur even years after 'is def

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

Eeee is still a nobbur even years after 'is def

Dats orlwaiys puzzuld mee


Ow cum scochlands graytist powet woz jooish clirgy?

[MattD]

arr yew tryin too tel uz inn a rownd abowt sawt ov waiy dat yor an advancid dryver?

God no. Had to do a one day defensive driving course at work. The guy teaching it was an ex copper if I remember right.

[willk]

Originally Posted by MattD

a one day defensive driving course at work.

Mrs willk must have been on one of those. She's very defensive about her driving