True story.
Daughters, one 15, a school pal of my daughter and another 13.
Son, 16, slightly off the wall and in my son's year.
Dad, a senior partner with a law firm, comes down to the brekky table on F's day morn. "Ok, kids, so where are my prezzies?"
Daughter's ignore him and delve into the cornflakes.
Son looks up and says "I ordered one last week from 'Couldn't give a shit .com'. "
Tickled me.