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Old 04 January 2006, 20:25   #1
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Hardboatin Equipment WANTED

For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.

Some or all of the following :
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey

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Old 04 January 2006, 20:40   #2
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Old 04 January 2006, 21:05   #3
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Old 04 January 2006, 21:11   #4
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For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.

Some or all of the following :
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey

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Old 04 January 2006, 23:04   #5
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extra accessories

And of course the obligatory ***** in her high heels
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Old 04 January 2006, 23:26   #6
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For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.

Some or all of the following :
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey

missus
Hairy Chest Extensions and Lengths of furry carpeting material are the same thing..Arn't they?....

Or is one for his front and the other his back
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Old 04 January 2006, 23:35   #7
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- Fuel bowser
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- Full polishing kit for days over F3
- Ray bans
- Med. climate

Not that I can talk I have a Ring in my profile
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Old 04 January 2006, 23:44   #8
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Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?
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Old 04 January 2006, 23:51   #9
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Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?
No idea!

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Old 05 January 2006, 01:38   #10
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M3 beamer and Big Yank Pickup
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Old 05 January 2006, 08:24   #11
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Originally Posted by The Jackeens
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.

Some or all of the following :
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey

missus

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Old 05 January 2006, 08:44   #12
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Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
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Old 05 January 2006, 11:39   #13
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Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?


Nice one!
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Old 05 January 2006, 13:41   #14
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You missed having your beatch wear a pink thong!
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Old 05 January 2006, 14:07   #15
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Guys ur pm box/s is full, bin tying to PM you

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For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.

Some or all of the following :
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey

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Old 05 January 2006, 14:32   #16
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Of course, in the rib world, you forgo the thong, but instead have her pose provocatively over a shiny trailer hitch.

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Old 05 January 2006, 18:42   #17
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Old 05 January 2006, 18:55   #18
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B****y Heck!! Those are a pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing. That is (was) quite a boat, 50knts+.
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Old 05 January 2006, 20:32   #19
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Hardboatin Essentials

Hehehehe

So far the list includes
  • Goldish Medallions
  • Hairy Chest Extensions
  • Replica Expensive Watches
  • Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
  • Superglue
  • Minibar
  • Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
  • Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
  • general bling!
  • rounders bat in position
  • Lovely Laydee
  • Fuel bowser
  • RNLI Membership
  • Full polishing kit for days over F3
  • Med. climate
  • M3 Beamer
  • Big Yankee Pick-up
  • Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
  • Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
  • Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
  • Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing
  • pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
OK folks ...any more for the boat show list! Nauti Buoy needs to get kitted out proper like and the usual ribby list of flares and gps and sensible thingies just ain't good enough!

Not to mention another Solent Hardboater who might be collecting kit for a new outfit!

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Dosn't even look like a Force 3 to me .
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