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04 January 2006, 20:25
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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Hardboatin Equipment WANTED
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.
Some or all of the following :
- Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey
missus
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04 January 2006, 20:40
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Pagham Harbour
Boat name: Scallywag
Make: Arran 16
Length: 4m +
Engine: Tohatsu
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 327
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substantial chunky gold ring
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04 January 2006, 21:05
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Salisbury
Boat name: Blue C
Make: XS 600
Length: 6m +
Engine: 125hp Opti
MMSI: 235082826/235909566
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,439
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Bling!!
Brian
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04 January 2006, 21:11
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: helston
Boat name: pressman
Make: Carson 900
Length: 9m +
Engine: twin 370 yanmar
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 373
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.
Some or all of the following :
- Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey
missus
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You forgot the rounders bat for down the trouser leg!!
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04 January 2006, 23:04
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Member
Country: Ireland
Town: Dublin & Enniscrone
Boat name: K'adó
Make: Redbay
Length: 7m +
Engine: Suzuki 300
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 613
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extra accessories
And of course the obligatory ***** in her high heels
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04 January 2006, 23:26
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.
Some or all of the following :
- Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey
missus
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Hairy Chest Extensions and Lengths of furry carpeting material are the same thing..Arn't they?....
Or is one for his front and the other his back
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Looks Slow but is Fast
Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.
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04 January 2006, 23:35
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Dorset
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,410
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- Fuel bowser
- RNLI Membership
- Full polishing kit for days over F3
- Ray bans
- Med. climate
Not that I can talk I have a Ring in my profile
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04 January 2006, 23:44
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ADS
Not that I can talk I have a Ring in my profile
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Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?
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Looks Slow but is Fast
Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.
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04 January 2006, 23:51
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Dorset
Length: 4m +
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 1,410
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?
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No idea!
Ring Powercraft
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05 January 2006, 01:38
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Member
Country: UK - Wales
Town: Southampton
Boat name: DynaMoHumm/ SRV/deja
Make: Avon8.4, 5.4 & 4.777
Length: 8m +
Engine: Cat3126 Yam 90 &70
MMSI: 42
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 6,562
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M3 beamer and Big Yank Pickup
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05 January 2006, 08:24
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RIBnet supporter
Country: UK - England
Town: West Wittering
Length: no boat
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 1,447
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.
Some or all of the following :
- Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey
missus
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Think you missed off the Blue & White striped T-Shirt along with a Captains Hat But don't panic when you want a Pimms or Gin do feel free to come on over
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05 January 2006, 08:44
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#12
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Mighty Penryn
Boat name: Little Joe.
Make: Avon Searider
Length: 4m +
Engine: Honda BF50
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,875
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Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
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05 January 2006, 11:39
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Member
Country: UK - England
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,850
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hightower
Isn't that called a "Prince Albert" or something?
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Nice one!
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05 January 2006, 13:41
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Hamble
Length: 9m +
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 2,317
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogue Wave
M3 beamer and Big Yank Pickup
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You missed having your beatch wear a pink thong!
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05 January 2006, 14:07
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: PORTSMOUTH
Make: Avon 5.4, Avon 3.4,
Length: 5m +
Engine: Yamaha 90, Merc 30
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 1,996
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Guys ur pm box/s is full, bin tying to PM you
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
For Solenteers Nautibuoy and possible A N Other.
Some or all of the following :
- Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man
Any other suggestions? So they can look the part around Pompey
missus
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05 January 2006, 14:32
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Farnborough
Boat name: Narcissus
Make: Cobra
Length: 7m +
Engine: Optimax 225
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,364
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Of course, in the rib world, you forgo the thong, but instead have her pose provocatively over a shiny trailer hitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirk Diggler
You missed having your beatch wear a pink thong!
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05 January 2006, 18:42
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Member
Country: UK - Scotland
Town: fife
Make: Humber / searider
Length: 5m +
MMSI: ... - - - ...
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 720
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mollulnan
Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
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like this
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05 January 2006, 18:55
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Mighty Penryn
Boat name: Little Joe.
Make: Avon Searider
Length: 4m +
Engine: Honda BF50
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 8,875
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mdt
like this
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B****y Heck!! Those are a pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing. That is (was) quite a boat, 50knts+.
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05 January 2006, 20:32
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#19
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Brittany/Portsmouth
Boat name: Merlin
Make: Solent 6.5
Length: 6m +
Engine: 200
MMSI: soon !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,451
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Hardboatin Essentials
Hehehehe
So far the list includes - Goldish Medallions
- Hairy Chest Extensions
- Replica Expensive Watches
- Lengths of furry carpeting material (for the back and the cabin Andy)
- Superglue
- Minibar
- Big Shades Man (pref. Ray Bans )
- Substantial chunky gold(en) ring /A Ring in da profile
- general bling!
- rounders bat in position
- Lovely Laydee
- Fuel bowser
- RNLI Membership
- Full polishing kit for days over F3
- Med. climate
- M3 Beamer
- Big Yankee Pick-up
- Stripy Tee and Capn's Hat
- Gin & Pimms AND mint, fruit, ice, angostura bitters, borage AND a splash of lemonade if it's not too much trouble! Oh and one of them glass swizzle sticks (on sale in Debenhams right now!!!)
- Brain op. to remove any boating knowledge/experience and common sense!!
- Thong wearing laydee / Trailer hitch posing
- pair of Arneson semi surface piercing drives on that thing
OK folks ...any more for the boat show list! Nauti Buoy needs to get kitted out proper like and the usual ribby list of flares and gps and sensible thingies just ain't good enough!
Not to mention another Solent Hardboater who might be collecting kit for a new outfit!
missus
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05 January 2006, 22:14
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: Fareham
Length: 6m +
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 7,866
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Dosn't even look like a Force 3 to me .
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Andy
Looks Slow but is Fast
Member of the ebay Blue RIB cover club.
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