Illegal Immigrants Just get everywhere

[Jono Garton]

Illegal Immigrants Just get everywhere , we opened a container to find this chap the other day, the box is full of tomatoes.

He answers to the name of Boycee?????

[codprawn]

Doesn't know Del Boy does he???

[Jono Garton]

Originally Posted by codprawn

Doesn't know Del Boy does he???

I think so !

[Top banana]

wellies. Big smile, sure it wasnt full of sheep, not tomatoes.

[Jono Garton]

Originally Posted by Top banana

wellies. Big smile, sure it wasnt full of sheep, not tomatoes.

The wellies and sheep was a welcome to England present. We gave him a party and shoved him back in bound for Melbourne Australia

[Top banana]

probably end up buying half of Australia. becoming a gentleman farmer. then
popping back over and buying up half of warwickshire. Bloody cheek

[Jono Garton]

Originally Posted by Top banana

probably end up buying half of Australia. becoming a gentleman farmer. then
popping back over and buying up half of warwickshire. Bloody cheek

What do you think our customer in Australia will say when he opens the container and Boycee is in it? Well ive got his credit card and its 35 days untill the container arrives so he cant report it stolen untill then! He said he wanted to do a long distance cruise in a rib, cant get much further than Warwickshire to Melbourne in a 5.8 Vipermax

[Top banana]

Yes but think about the look on your customers face when he introduces
"Marlene". With four legs. As victor meldrew would say. I Dont believe it.

[Apherel]

Originally Posted by Jono Garton

What do you think our customer in Australia will say

He better f^$%n not have slept on the seats and I'm bloodly well not paying quarantine fees on the sheep either.

[Erin]

Why would you need wellies if you've had your legs chopped of below the knees

[Limey Linda]

His colour is not non reflective ????? so probably unlikely.