In Hospital on Ribnet

[Downhilldai]

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

Aye and make sure the surgeon closes up with decent sikaflex to prevent water ingress and further damage to the old wood

The injury is to his arm, not his groin.

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Nasher

I'd have thought a man of your means would be in a private room surrounded by Bupa bimbos

Seriously, hope you're back to full strength soon.

Nasher.

I'll take the BUPA bimbos, but leave the lack of specialised equipment and the grand a year. Thanks.

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by Mollers

She's a large afro caribean lady

sheel giv yew a viaggra tablit befor lites owt butt itts nott forr hir bennyfit.

itts too stopp yew rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite

wiLf

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

sheel giv yew a viaggra tablit befor lites owt butt itts nott forr hir bennyfit.

itts too stopp yew rowlin owt ov bedd inn de middul ov de nite

wiLf

And as a handle to flip me over for a bed bath.
You'll have to an eye on the mighty borough for me tonight Bro', as I'm laid-up in capital City.

[Kernow Buoy]

Originally Posted by Mollers

Have danny d'vito's potugese bro next to me. He's fallen off a ladder and is now severely constipated. He' s shuffling to and fro the bog constantly with loads of face contortions and moaning.

No, that's Jorgue, he went in with an ingrowing toenail, made the mistake of falling asleep, woke up at 3a.m. to find someone stuffing a huge.. Oh, never mind, probably made it up. Sleep well

[Downhilldai]

Bloke went into hospital to have his leg amputated. After the op, the surgeon told him, "we've got some good news & some bad news for you". the patient said "Tell me the bad news", to which the surgeon replied "We amputated the wrong leg", the patient asks for the good news and the surgeon said "your bad leg is getting better"

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Kernow

No, that's Jorgue, he went in with an ingrowing toenail, made the mistake of falling asleep, woke up at 3a.m. to find someone stuffing a huge.. Oh, never mind, probably made it up. Sleep well

He runs a 'pork and cheese' restaurant in Meva

[Kernow Buoy]

Originally Posted by Mollers

He runs a 'pork and cheese' restaurant in Meva

Well make sure he doesn't offer you a portion, your nil by mouth remember!

[Shaz]

Wishing you a speedy recovery

And, whilst it's wrong to mock the afflicted, now curious how falling off a ladder can cause constipation, did he get impaled on the way down or something ?!

[Downhilldai]

Originally Posted by Shaz

now curious how falling off a ladder can cause constipation,

I'd have thought it would have the opposite effect

[willk]

Originally Posted by Shaz

whilst it's wrong to mock the afflicted

Stand aside, lady

Originally Posted by Shaz

now curious how falling off a ladder can cause constipation

Obviously a Specialist DIY Unit they're in - Mollers was fitting kitchen cabinets and now he's full of **** too

[Paul Cannell]

Originally Posted by Mollers

How cool is that? I've snapped my bicep tendon off, called 8n at 10pm lst night to hv i reattached. Each bed has a touchscreen multi-media set-up.

you been pull starting the aux again cos the Etec "spat it's dummy"????

Hope it don't hurt to much.

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Paul Cannell

you been pull starting the aux again cos the Etec "spat it's dummy"????

Hope it don't hurt to much.

Funny you should say that. The dummy is currently out.

[Ian M]

Tough break, commiserations.
Is it your drinking arm

[Paul Cannell]

Originally Posted by Ian M

Is it your drinking arm

Not a chance!!!

[Maximus]

Nasty injury,hope you get well soon.Keep up the physio!

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Maximus

Nasty injury,hope you get well soon.Keep up the physio!

Will do. Cheers.

[sticky]

[Mollers]

Cheers Sticky.

[sticky]

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

Ouch! How on earth did you do that?!

Believe he was fitting his kitchen out




Fell off the ladder when he found out his numbers had come up

Lets hope he`s soon fit to pick that cheque up