lawnmowers

biffer · 03 March 2011, 16:15

one of my lawn mowers isn't working properly, can anybody help

matt h · 03 March 2011, 16:19

ha ha biffer, Kick up the arse springs to mind!!

gotchiguy · 03 March 2011, 16:26

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Originally Posted by matt h

ha ha biffer, Kick up the arse springs to mind!!

Kick up the ass more like!

biffer · 03 March 2011, 16:29

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Originally Posted by gotchiguy

Kick up the ass more like!

well spotted that man, donkey dad, shetland mum

Hightower · 03 March 2011, 16:47

Bet it's a mule to get going. With only 1hp on tap mowing the grass must be a night"Mare". I think you'll need a horse shoe and plenty of luck with that one

biffer · 03 March 2011, 16:55

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Originally Posted by Hightower

Bet it's a mule to get going. With only 1hp on tap mowing the grass must be a night"Mare". I think you'll need a horse shoe and plenty of luck with that one

you've been drinking too much coffee

Hightower · 03 March 2011, 16:57

And Tea

Just off upstairs

biffer · 03 March 2011, 17:03

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And Tea

Just off upstairs

by your self or with the missus

Mollers · 03 March 2011, 17:07

Turn it into glue an re-invest in a Kubota.

biffer · 03 March 2011, 17:16

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Turn it into glue an re-invest in a Kubota.

that's why i have a garden big enough for these, let me just think, let them out, get on with doing something else, turn them into glue, buy a tractor, fill with fuel, drive it, insure it, service it, um! can i think about this one for a while,

Downhilldai · 03 March 2011, 17:40

.....and you need someone to drive the Kubota if you use it as a ski lift in the back field, eh biff?

biffer · 03 March 2011, 17:47

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.....and you need someone to drive the Kubota if you use it as a ski lift in the back field, eh biff?

that mule is wild Brad, i've never been able to get a collar on her, i thought i would strongarm her to the floor and show her who's boss, she took off down the field with me hanging on for dear life, won't do that again and the bugger know's it

Downhilldai · 03 March 2011, 17:50

So you resorted to burying her up to her guts in the garden

Mollers · 03 March 2011, 17:55

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Originally Posted by biffer

that's why i have a garden big enough for these, let me just think, let them out, get on with doing something else, turn them into glue, buy a tractor, fill with fuel, drive it, insure it, service it, um! can i think about this one for a while,

Vets.

biffer · 03 March 2011, 17:59

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Originally Posted by Mollers

Vets.

touch wood she ain't cost us much in the 14 years we've had her, just as well as you have to tranquilise her to get anything done

willk · 03 March 2011, 19:02

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Originally Posted by biffer

one of my lawn mowers isn't working properly, can anybody help

You should have bought a 2 stroke, they have more kick...

Hightower · 03 March 2011, 19:44

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Originally Posted by biffer

touch wood she ain't cost us much in the 14 years we've had her, just as well as you have to tranquilise her to get anything done

You don't need to look for a Kubota down the local Marina when your lawnmower goes AWOL

BogMonster · 03 March 2011, 20:39

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Originally Posted by willk

You should have bought a 2 stroke, they have more kick...

biffer · 04 March 2011, 07:45

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Originally Posted by willk

You should have bought a 2 stroke, they have more kick...

wilk, you've got too much time on your hand, can you buy them over there, they wouldn't churn the grass up so much, how do they get up when they've been laying down

Jizm · 04 March 2011, 08:51

is there anywhere to fit a towbar on those???