Sorry Jonathan - thank you very much for the compliments you gorgeous, hunky, witty, intelligent guy! (Is that OK or do I need to send a cheque as well? )
P.S. You can tell me what the F stands for, can't you? Just whisper it in my ear and I promise I won't tell anyone.
You've had the attention you crave. We've played your game. We've pandered to your ego. You said that you would reveal your middle name to astonished gasps from the entire Ribnet forum.