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06 December 2005, 20:37
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No-one expects The Spanish Inquisition :)
Have to say to the (top notch ) Solenteer who is doing a Hercule Poirot on the identity of the gArfisH....
that terrible torture befalls anyone who might reveal his/her/their/its identity.
Even if one knew who they were as it were ...
Us
( You seek 'him' here you seek 'him' there
To reveal 'its' identity is your wish
But if you know then do not dare
Incur the wrath of the Sowlent gArFISH)
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06 December 2005, 20:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
Have to say to the (top notch ) Solenteer who is doing a Hercule Poirot on the identity of the gArfisH....
that terrible torture befalls anyone who might reveal his/her/their/its identity.
Even if one knew who they were as it were ...
Us
( You seek 'him' here you seek 'him' there
To reveal 'its' identity is your wish
But if you know then do not dare
Incur the wrath of the Sowlent gArFISH)
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You mean YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW???
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06 December 2005, 21:05
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OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us
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07 December 2005, 07:59
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07 December 2005, 10:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hard1
You mean YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW???
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orl rite orl rite. iyll coff. iyl old mi ands upp an connfes
iym de gArfish
gArf
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07 December 2005, 10:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Garfish
iym de gArfish
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im de gaRfish
an beeforr dat i woz sparrtacus
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07 December 2005, 12:09
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iym de gArfish, and so is my wife
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07 December 2005, 12:20
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im da gARfish und bifor dat oi wz da stig
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Born to stuff!!
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07 December 2005, 12:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Garfish
iym de gArfish
gArf
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Oh no you're not!
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07 December 2005, 13:24
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Eye am de tru gArfish. Orl yew ovva nobburs fink it's dat Rowg Skratcher, es torkin bollix.
ifn i waz yew, i'd giv up yore kwest, az from wat I av erd, yore nevvu goin too noe de truwth. de gArfish dose not rizpond well too bein pooshed intu iding. torx wil go intu de nite bout gettin sum ip's an budygards for protecshun - dat jon brucks woz a ip wunce, i fink e is verry profeshunnel az e as orl dem workie torkies and eerfones. e is de nobba too protekt de gArfish. e as bin nown too tek a bulet too reskue iz imoc's, so de gArfish wil be in saf ands. Yew wil neva win.
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07 December 2005, 16:29
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I was told who gArf was.........
...........but then I was taken to a dark room for a very long time. I had some very strange dreams there and I don't seem to remember who he/she or it is any more.
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07 December 2005, 17:03
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exspyrd trayd membir
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Halliday
I was taken to a dark room
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yus. yew waz hipnotized an tuk too a stait ov de arrt opperaytin theeter {axshully itt woz rowgwaivs shedd) wher yorr hed woz opend upp wiv a dremmel an de parrt ov yorr brayn dat storrs infawmashun woz reemovid wiv mi nayzel hare tweezirs. yorr hed woz stapuld upp wiv stapuls(316 grayd).
wee ait de brayns wiv sum farva beens an a nise chiannty
gArf
s.p. ifn eny nobbur wonts too bi mee a crismus pressent, i av losst mi tweezirs
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07 December 2005, 17:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Garfish
i av losst mi tweezirs
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Could Mr Halliday please report to the X Ray Department urgently because ........
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07 December 2005, 18:06
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I think a few of us know who garfie is but is better to keep the mystery going.
a couple of slipups over the last 2 months have given it away. is fun and garf has a top notch sense of humour....keep it going
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07 December 2005, 20:22
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Hehehe
Funny posts !
gArf I don't think it's you either
The identity of JK's court jester should be protected.
Official Secrets Act an' all that
One thing for sure...(s)he/it is a comedy genius.
Title of this thread from another set of comedy geniuses/genii .
Who was that then?
missus
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07 December 2005, 20:26
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Thee Skarlet Pimpkinell
dey seex im ere
dey seex im therr
hee iz eezy too fynd
wiv is lonng nazal air
therrs themm thatt knoze
de naim ov thiss sinna
butt dey besst keip mumm
orr bee flikka's dinna
ay powem bye Suart Hopkins ajed 53 annd free quorters eye fink
komedy jeanious'ss waz Montye Pythonn . wot av eye wun thenn
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07 December 2005, 20:29
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Magnum Opus
Superb work Monsieur Wave
Poet Laureate for RN methinks
Now what's the NAME of the thread from?
missus
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07 December 2005, 22:02
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A magnumM Owpuss iz a verry nise chok eise
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07 December 2005, 22:20
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08 December 2005, 05:41
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de ownly fing de blockbreeze anded rownd waz de twenntee lashis ov de owpuss ov nein tayls. e fawt keelhawlin waz gud forr de sprit, I discusssd dis wiv im onse, itt wazn't ay nise chatt!
"eye downt fink de lasshes is good for morall" eye sayz
" downt bee a twatt yoo twatt, itt mayks mee appy" e sayz
Nekst fing eye noze eye amm clappd inn de irons ( eye meen de ironn chaynes and nott de Ironn oofs!) annd aving a reeplay ov mi ownly tripp onn Zebbideedoodah.
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