Reminds me of a story a few years ago - a bloke was actually put in prison for diving in a lake at a golf club and retreiving the balls. Not much justice there - the club claimed it was theft despite the fact they had never shown any intention to recover the balls. Of course if he had mugged some poor old lady to feed his drug habit he would have got community service!!!
i live just near him it was bootle golf course in a dry suit with a shop ping basket on a rope every one was buying [balls] from him and none from the club
One of those stuffy institutions that didn't even let wimmin walk past the clubhouse windows( TRUE STORY within the last 10 years too !!! )
missus
Golf has NEVER appealed to me in any way - prob after witnessing all the sad Brits playing on a course carved out of a desert. The fairways were hard baked mud/sand - the greens were called Browns - made from mixing crude oil with fine sand and raking it. The T off point was tarmac with pre drilled holes for the golf Ts - and the sad gits would rush home from work to play on it!!!
Not really into golf but surely there is a bar and the glasses will need cleaning at some stage...
It is the expression 'washing up' that I don’t truly understand I’ve heard rumours it goes on, it might even go on in my house but other than that it is a mystery as to what actually 'washing up' means
ping basket on a rope every one was buying [balls] from him and none from the club
