Ooh! Matron!
I have just received this from Sussex Police:
Quote:
“Between 28th May 2014 and 30th May 2014, an outboard engine was interfered with in the Bosham area on the Sussex / Hampshire border. Serial number 1212 of 30th May refers.”
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I know what " interfered with" is a euphemism for but for what part of the anatomy is " the Bosham area" a euphemism?
Maybe its related to the prison van I spotted a couple of weeks ago - with "Stuart Hall Tour Bus" written in the dirt.
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