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Old 23 September 2011, 13:44   #1
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paddy and murphey

Paddy says to Murphey ,

Why do scuba divers , Dive Backwards ?





Murphey replies .... Paddy you prat ,




If they dive'd forwards they'd still be in the bloody boat !!
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Old 23 September 2011, 17:01   #2
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Had Paddy indeed addressed his associate thus, he would have referred to him as Murphy, for that is how he spells his name. He would, in addition, have had the common courtesy of placing his comments in inverted commas

I await further examples of your scintillating wit with bated breath...

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I await further examples of your scintillating with with bated breath...

Spelling by Paddy or Murphy?
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Spelling by Paddy or Murphy?
Sorry - in a meeting - thnx for the haeds up

And I think it fell into the category of Typo...
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Sorry - in a meeting - thnx for the haeds up

And I think it fell into the category of Typo...

And again!!!!
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Ah jaysus Dirk, two spelling "mysteaks" and a "winky" - even a serious lad like you has to get that one...

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Old 23 September 2011, 22:34   #7
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Woulda been fair game if it was about Poilits though eh Will?
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Woulda been fair game if it was about Poilits though eh Will?
You made me think there for a minute. I was about to mention that my name isn't Will and then I remembered that your's probably isn't Courageous - you're actually playing on "Valiant". That's very clever! Until just now I had thought that the reason was because you are a pilot and you'd thought it appropriate...

I promise not to laugh at any more of Martin's Pilot jokes, not even the funny ones.

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Old 24 September 2011, 06:57   #9
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Hehe! Well done! We'll call it quits then and move on..... Actually "Courageous" was the last Nuclear Submarine my late father served on, now also the name of my other boat. Wonderful thing sentiment. I am anything but courageous sadly.
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