Paintball final arrangements - Page 2

Andy Stevens · 16 February 2004, 21:03

Have a look "HUMBER PIG ARMOURED CAR" on google, if you cant hide behind that in fear.................

The Jackeens · 16 February 2004, 21:04

See above posts for reference...

Missus Obscure (totally invisible come Sat.)

Sorry Andy replying to Ian...will check now!!!!

OK that's mine on Sat.

Ian · 16 February 2004, 21:31

Andy, I assume this Humber has an inboard engine. It sure has a complicated A Frame arrangement!
Is it amphibious?

Andy Stevens · 16 February 2004, 23:02

About as amphibious as my bloody rib really. You could wade in it but it weighs 4 tonnes.

She is made of Iron captian, belive me, she'll sink!

ribraff · 18 February 2004, 11:15

Hi Andy

Can i confirm for 2 more places? Sorry it's late.

Phil Davies · 18 February 2004, 11:59

Are you trying to recruit an entire platoon, Ribraff?

And where the hell is Suzuki 416 when you need him? As an ex-Para I'd have thought this would be right up his street. Unless of course he's planning a covert 'drop' on Saturday morning.

And to Saturday's victors the spoils of war; to the losers 6 months RIB piloting in Gabon.

Suzuki416 · 18 February 2004, 13:12

Phil,

I'll be there for the next one (on the Southern Side).

I love paintballing - well shooting people anyway!!!
Organise an event for the summer & count me in.

Pete

Andy Stevens · 18 February 2004, 17:14

Suzuki has been on location for the past two weeks now. I noticed his covert lay up point last week, he has been shitting in his pants and eating cold rations for the same time. By the time we play, he will be so cold he wont be able to move and you can take him out.

John, can you call me asap cos i'm buggered if i know how many people are coming now and i need to make sure i have the right kit sorted. Been up there all day, building my new 4x4 course. Hard life really............................

John Kennett · 18 February 2004, 17:43

Right, the list is now closed, and this is who we've got:

John Kennett
Martin Stacey
Jono Garton
David Manning
Ian
Daniel
Jackeen & Missus
Louise
Richard B
Phil Davies
Rogue Wave *
Ribraff x2 *
Andre *

plus 5 jet skiers, and a man called Tat

* haven't paid a deposit, full amount payable on the day please

Captains will be Missus and Louise. They get to pick teams on the day, so be nice to them

Lunch will be delivered from the local chippie, so have a think about what you want to order to avoid the "I'll have sausage and chips. Sausage in batter actually. Oh, no, I think I'd rather have a pie. Erm, do they do fish and chips? Yes, that's what I'll have. Yes, I'm sure. Definitely. OK. Oooh, sorry, can I change that? I'd like a sausage after all please" routine.

John

The Jackeens · 18 February 2004, 17:57

Quote:

Originally posted by John Kennett

be nice to them

That'll be a first.

Can I have all the psychotic ones on my side please?

Missus
(And the ones with up to date eye tests!!!)

Phil Davies · 18 February 2004, 17:58

I'll order now if you like because if they're anything like my local chippie they'll need a couple of days' notice to cook the chicken. Mine's a wing of chicken (but I'll take a leg if they've got no wings) with chips, nicely browned please, and not the horrible fat white chips one comes across occasionally. And a can of shandy, the one in the blue tin made with real beer, and some bread and butter - that's white bread by the way, none of your healthy wholegrain nonsense, and real butter, not margarine, although Olivio is acceptable.

The Jackeens · 18 February 2004, 18:00

Louise, he's yours mate,

Missus

Phil Davies · 18 February 2004, 18:02

Ian · 18 February 2004, 18:15

Missus, you could do with him in your squad. He's probably the only one who has done any shooting in recent years

Andy Stevens · 18 February 2004, 18:15

Did i mention that the captains wear bright orange suits?

Ian · 18 February 2004, 18:16

So you've seen Missus out on the water before!

Andy, can we bring our own guns?

The Jackeens · 18 February 2004, 18:37

God...it's getting worse...

I'll go for the chips
Missus

The Jackeens · 18 February 2004, 18:41

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
Andy, can we bring our own guns?

OK you're on my team Dangermouse

Missus

The Jackeens · 19 February 2004, 16:00

As regards team building(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) would you lot prefer to be named & shamed (bearing in mind it's no glory to be picked first...just means you're dangerous lookin!!!!!!)

or picked out of a hat as Louise has just suggested...

Missus

UPDATE STOP PRESS

Hat it is (unanimous)

Ian · 19 February 2004, 17:42

How do you get 20 of us in a hat?

and this unanimous bit, how many actualy replied in the 1/2 hour time slot?