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25 May 2007, 14:43
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Member
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Ribers Dictionary
To pass the time when cutting the lawn last evening, I thought there should be a dictionary of RibNet words and terms to enhance/confuse threads.
Here are some for starters. Hopefull they will not upset anyone, but if they do.... Well ..... “Sorry”.
I am not quite sure who is a nown, verb or adjective yet.
Biggles - Check and re-ckeck something.
Brooks - Electronic wizardry.
Codder - Definitive Google search.
Cookie - Fast and furious.
gArf - toOal bolliX.
Jackeen - Something nice/well organised, but perhaps a bit too pink.
Kevin - Large and scary.
Jimbo - Knowledgeable beyond his years.
JK - Very, very long/tall.
JW - Angle grinder, preferably turbo diesel powered.
Luxton - Ultimate humour in the face of adversity.
Nasher - Something cobbled together from scrap which is so elegant it would make Mr. Heath and Mr. Robinson weep with joy.
Nauti - Bigger than necessary.
Nos4R2 - Wet ………….. very wet. (as in water)
Pete 7 - Definitive, without doubt.
Rogue - A bit accident prone.
Tim M - Drunk.
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25 May 2007, 15:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Halliday
To pass the time when cutting the lawn last evening, I thought there should be a dictionary of RibNet words and terms to enhance/confuse threads.
Here are some for starters. Hopefull they will not upset anyone, but if they do.... Well ..... “Sorry”.
I am not quite sure who is a nown, verb or adjective yet.
Biggles - Check and re-ckeck something.
Brooks - Electronic wizardry.
Codder - Definitive Google search.
Cookie - Fast and furious.
gArf - toOal bolliX.
Jackeen - Something nice/well organised, but perhaps a bit too pink.
Kevin - Large and scary.
Jimbo - Knowledgeable beyond his years.
JK - Very, very long/tall.
JW - Angle grinder, preferably turbo diesel powered.
Luxton - Ultimate humour in the face of adversity.
Nasher - Something cobbled together from scrap which is so elegant it would make Mr. Heath and Mr. Robinson weep with joy.
Nauti - Bigger than necessary.
Nos4R2 - Wet ………….. very wet. (as in water)
Pete 7 - Definitive, without doubt.
Rogue - A bit accident prone.
Tim M - Drunk.
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ooooohhh deary me.........Ok chaps & The Mrs's there seems to be a name Missing, lets have your dictionary definition for Sir Mark Halliday.......
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25 May 2007, 15:31
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Member
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So, one could say that if you have a bit of a JK beverage in a Cookie manner, you'll end up talking a bit gArfish, and may have to be a bit Luxton when you encounter a Kev. All the while you may realise that actually your beverage was a little Nauti Buoy.
All in all, when you end up a bit Tim M, especially if you're boating with the spirit of Rogue, you could end up a touch Nos4r2!
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25 May 2007, 15:44
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RIBnet supporter
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbo
So, one could say that if you have a bit of a JK beverage in a Cookie manner, you'll end up talking a bit gArfish, and may have to be a bit Luxton when you encounter a Kev. All the while you may realise that actually your beverage was a little Nauti Buoy.
All in all, when you end up a bit Tim M, especially if you're boating with the spirit of Rogue, you could end up a touch Nos4r2!
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10/10 Top marks go to the top of the class........
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25 May 2007, 18:08
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So what's a Halliday then?
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25 May 2007, 18:50
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Member
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Oi,
Please edit Nos to Number 1 helper. I will accept nothing less.
PS. And, I do not care if he is wet.
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25 May 2007, 18:53
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Member
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Make: Ribcraft
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Engine: Suzuki DF 140
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Mark,
You need to get out on your boat more. The summer is not the time to be swotting up on RIBNET members
Nick.
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26 May 2007, 07:47
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Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Halliday
Biggles - Check and re-ckeck something.
Brooks - Electronic wizardry.
Codder - Definitive Google search.
Cookie - Fast and furious.
gArf - toOal bolliX.
Jackeen - Something nice/well organised, but perhaps a bit too pink.
Kevin - Large and scary.
Jimbo - Knowledgeable beyond his years.
JK - Very, very long/tall.
JW - Angle grinder, preferably turbo diesel powered.
Luxton - Ultimate humour in the face of adversity.
Nasher - Something cobbled together from scrap which is so elegant it would make Mr. Heath and Mr. Robinson weep with joy.
Nauti - Bigger than necessary.
Nos4R2 - Wet ………….. very wet. (as in water)
Pete 7 - Definitive, without doubt.
Rogue - A bit accident prone.
Tim M - Drunk.
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Mark you need a Halliday
A Halliday (noun) The lighter side of life / time out from more serious pursuits / the act of running a yacht aground anywhere well-known / completion of an emergency stop on a RIB by losing the engine overboard
Hightower (noun) the first sculptor to use an angle grinder
Robin (noun) the face of SAGA holidays (it's OK he's away)
No doubt there will be more... tcwozere (noun) smiler?
Nauti is looking unbelievably smug since he read his.
Pinko
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26 May 2007, 08:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbo
So, one could say that if you have a bit of a JK beverage in a Cookie manner, you'll end up talking a bit gArfish, and may have to be a bit Luxton when you encounter a Kev. All the while you may realise that actually your beverage was a little Nauti Buoy.
All in all, when you end up a bit Tim M, especially if you're boating with the spirit of Rogue, you could end up a touch Nos4r2!
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top marks
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26 May 2007, 17:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimbo
So, one could say that if you have a bit of a JK beverage in a Cookie manner, you'll end up talking a bit gArfish, and may have to be a bit Luxton when you encounter a Kev. All the while you may realise that actually your beverage was a little Nauti Buoy.
All in all, when you end up a bit Tim M, especially if you're boating with the spirit of Rogue, you could end up a touch Nos4r2!
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29 May 2007, 14:12
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Town: Salcombe, Devon, UK
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Cookee - Fast and furious.
I have edited my entry with the proper spelling ......... I am of course flattered and intend to live up to my name at every opportunity!
What about Kitten
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31 May 2007, 18:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cookee
Cookee - Fast and furious.
What about Kitten
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Kitten : The Yves Saint Laurent of boat design.
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31 May 2007, 21:10
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Member
Country: UK - England
Town: ramsgate
Boat name: Micki Dee Bee
Make: Ribcraft Seasafari
Length: 9m +
Engine: Twin 250hp Suzuki
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Brooks - Electronic wizardry.(Hog-warts and all)
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04 June 2007, 23:43
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DM'd constantly telling somebody they are wrong
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06 June 2007, 21:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jackeens
Kitten : The Yves Saint Laurent of boat design.
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fuk mee. de lasst fing yew cud corl dat rowl upp chuffin hilbily iz a saynt
garF
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07 June 2007, 13:25
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Well after initial indignation, then due consideration, I have to say I totally agree with Garf
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Originally Posted by The Garfish
fuk mee. de lasst fing yew cud corl da/Tap_Drill_body.htmt rowl upp chuffin hilbily iz a saynt
garF
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07 June 2007, 15:53
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RIBnet admin team
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogue Wave
DM'd constantly telling somebody they are wrong
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Nah, to be Manninged is to overpower til you can do propstands but get away with it
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07 June 2007, 22:22
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Nah… to do a “Manning” involves a dehydration victim, a length of rubber hose and a funnel…..
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07 June 2007, 23:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jono
Nah… to do a “Manning” involves a dehydration victim, a length of rubber hose and a funnel…..
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Yes he's very keen on doing that on his 1st Aid courses .
I gues it puts a hole new meaning on the words 'first wave'
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11 June 2007, 08:18
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Saint Kitten
Quote:
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Well after initial indignation, then due consideration, I have to say I totally agree with Garf
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Well, since gArf has finally outed himself as the Pope I guess he has the last say on that alright.
K & P
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