Night navigation in The Solent Area has been seriously hampered recently by the presence of a singular hazard.
He has incredible survival powers. As you can see from the 'wanted' picture he doesn't need GPS due to the fact that he has special powers : i.e. his head can do a full 360. Apparently he can see as well in the dark as he does in the daytime.He doesn't need radio because of his ability to project his voice . Rumour has it he has 't-boned' the Oriana and several other large ships yet has emerged completely unscathed himself.
If you spy him try humming a Walter Trout song as this calms him down.
Do not approach. He may be tall, dark, handsome (to Hollywood standards )and happy looking........................................... .
but he has No Feeling In His Knuckles.
