When flooding from global warming hits town there will be room in the rib for your mother
I am thinking about having an affair but if I had a new rib I wouldn’t have time.
I have a new money making venture importing illegal immigrants from the continent
There would be a greater risk of me killing myself so you could collect on the insurance
Your best friend husbands getting one and you would want them to look down on us
With a new rib I would have all the excitement I could handle so I would be less demanding in the bedroom
Trust me it’s boring tax thing that you really don’t need to trouble your pretty head about.
Just trying to help
Des