The 12 Days of Christmas,
12 hoop earrings..
11 fake Armani's..
10 Lambert n butler..
9pm curfews..
8 young children..
7 different fathers..
6 grams of herbal..
5 sovereign rings..
4 stolen alloys..
3 different asbos..
2 bottles ov cider..
and a brand new ugly baby....
Do Christmas Chav style
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