The RIBnet paintball challenge! - Page 4

The Jackeens · 15 January 2004, 17:44

Yes Daniel I recon those boatless nothern To****s are just comming down to hitch a go on our ribs.

Cheep Skates !!!!!

Daniel · 15 January 2004, 17:45

Be careful, he who must be obeyed (JK) is one of those

Quote:

boatless nothern To****s

Rogue Wave · 15 January 2004, 17:46

It's probably cos those that own a rib can't afford the tenner

How about 2 stroke V 4 stroke. Sort out the Bikers from the limo drivers. That seems a much fairer demographic. It would meen that Me Me would have to be on our side, but he brings lots of snacks with him.

The Jackeens · 15 January 2004, 17:48

Only if the engines go that is so who would that exclude

Daniel · 15 January 2004, 17:52

The way i see it we have 9 minority groups to discriminate against, i wonder if it's possable to have an 9 way paintball battle??

RIBsters
Hardboaters
Southers softies
Northers T*****s
People who can't stay in their RIB
4-strokers
2-strokers
People without RIBs
Smelly diesel owners

The Jackeens · 15 January 2004, 17:55

Don't forget WOMEN

The Jackeens · 15 January 2004, 19:16

Just a reminder that all Irishwomen attending will be behind a big tree and will cry if hit (in a girly way...totally unacceptable for a middle-aged Missus)...so leave her alone!!!!

Missus - (member of at least 5 minority groups)

John Kennett · 15 January 2004, 19:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Daniel
Be careful, he who must be obeyed (JK) is one of those

I'm not northern!

John

The Jackeens · 15 January 2004, 19:44

Thank goodness for that...I was beginning to worry we'd need two sofas for you on Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missus

Rogue Wave · 15 January 2004, 21:41

Quote:

Originally posted by jackeen
Only if the engines go that is so who would that exclude

I am alright Buddy I have

a working two stroke (70 hp Yamaha)
a working four stroke (15 hp Honda)
a working diesel (435 hp Cat)

Regrettably my happymax is sha**ed right now

I am also as close to being a southern softie as I have ever been in my life
A Ribster
I am not good at staying in my RIB

and worst of all I'd like to buy a Hardboat one day

Ian · 15 January 2004, 23:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Daniel
Also interesting is that of the list of people who have paid only 4 have RIBs, and one of those is a "Med Style RIB" at that .

Maybe we should have RIB owners vs Wanna-B RIB owners

You cheeky *&%$"/)

Signed:
wannab ribowner

Ian · 15 January 2004, 23:28

Quote:

Originally posted by jackeen
Yes Daniel I recon those boatless nothern To****s are just comming down to hitch a go on our ribs.

Cheep Skates !!!!!

You cheeky *&%$"/)

Signed:
wannab ribowner

Ian · 15 January 2004, 23:34

Just to point out that of these northern tossers, only one is from the North! and as Rogue correctly put it, he brings the goodies so he's in!
The rest are East and West Midlands and one Southern Not-so-Wuss.

Rogue Wave · 16 January 2004, 01:15

If we had a 2 stroke team could we call ourselves the Freebirds

John Kennett · 20 January 2004, 08:39

OK, the deposits are rolling in now. Thanks to everyone who has paid up, everyone else please get yer chequebooks out

We've got plenty of space for more people, so if you haven't signed up for it yet you're not too late.

Cheers
John

The Jackeens · 23 January 2004, 09:31

I'll need pink paint please JK,

(If there's any left I'll be going over Zeb's toobs; oh and the skirting boards...)

Missus

Ian · 01 February 2004, 17:37

I'd like to request that we don't have a rerun of a well known Civil War! North vs South.
The Northern Infantry is being rapidly depleted and I think it's a ploy by the Southerners to minimise our available strength.
It is clearly working as I have lost the main Division and seem to be left with a total force of ONE!!! As it's me, I don't relish the thought of facing the Southern forces or more accurately 7000 paintballs against my 500

The 'Manchester Pals' look like they may be assigned a foreign tour of duty.
The 'Welsh Guards' and 'West Midland Brigade' are on military exercises in Snowdonia.

Me and the 'White Flag' will be there though!

John Kennett · 03 February 2004, 16:15

I think we'll just nominate Mrs Jackeen and Louise as team captains and let them pick the teams playground style!

A few people have had to drop out (including JF who's off to Cyprus for the weekend!) so we are slightly down on numbers. It would be good to get another half a dozen or so -- anyone else want to join in?

John

The Jackeens · 03 February 2004, 16:32

I'll try to round up another 2 or 3.

John Kennett · 03 February 2004, 18:59

At this rate there will be more jet skiers than ribsters! Still, doing better than the speedboaters who have failed completely . . .

John