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Rule#2: Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level & then beat you with experience.
Rule#3: Tha' can't educate pork.
Rule#4:Don't feed the troll
Wife came in last Friday after walking the dog (black Lab) & says "can you have a look at the dogs bum, there's either a clinker, sticky bud or a tick on it" Oh hum! I get all the best jobs. Anyway cut a long story short, the dog has the biggest tick I've ever seen, I'm talking grape size, attached to his anus. We end up with my missus at the sharp end with the dog in a head lock, me at the brown end with his tail in one hand & the tick spanner in the other, trying to unwind this big fecker off the dogs arse'ole, life don't get any better does it Finally got it off & trod on it, it popped like a grape & blood every where, b'stards they are.