WTF? a half? The coitus interruptus of the beverage world! Tell you what, I'll have a double (aka A Drink) and we'll make it a daycint malt this time so we can agree on that much at least
Back in the bad old days, when pubs had to, sorry, were supposed to close at 11:00pm, a landlord friend of mine used to, ahem, flaunt the rewls a little. On one such occassion, my mate, Skeletorrrr, being a little worse for wear at the time, attempted to purchase this said measure, only to be scolded by the firm, but fair, landlord, who exclaimed "We do not use the 'H' word after hours in this pub"
