Warning to Drivers in the South! Please read!!

[Mollers]

Originally Posted by Pete7

Why? cos its Hampshire Fuzz that are now going to be minor celebs not the Oxfordshire lot. Expect sales of Raybans to be high in the next few weeks as they all pretend to be Chips or Starsky and Hutch

Noddy's plod not traffic, the fastest thing he gets to go around in is a pair of trainers.

[Richard B]

I hope you're not planning a trip to Oxfordshire in the near future, Molly. I reckon you'll be fitted up for every unsolved crime in the county!

[Jono Garton]

Originally Posted by hard1

To make it even more effective the Traffic police have authority from
Chief Constable to "work to rule"

Just like an average day in North Wales !

I got fined for illegal plates (standard letters just a bigger gap between letters) last Thursday. £30 fine.

Ordered new Plates on monday got to pick em up this week.

Last night got stopped by the same copper did me again for the same thing! less than a week since he did me before. Another £30

Before i drove off he did me again for illegal plate on my trailer board. Another £30

[Jono]

Originally Posted by Jono Garton

Just like an average day in North Wales !

I got fined for illegal plates (standard letters just a bigger gap between letters) last Thursday. £30 fine.

Ordered new Plates on monday got to pick em up this week.

Last night got stopped by the same copper did me again for the same thing! less than a week since he did me before. Another £30

Before i drove off he did me again for illegal plate on my trailer board. Another £30

Told you not to keep parking in their space, outside the chip shop...

[Richard B]

Someone's obviously been stirring it for you, Jono G!

Originally Posted by Jono

a good friend and erstwhile colleague, of mine is a crewmember on a Welsh lifeboat… (wait ‘til they find out he’s English ).

I'm mentioning no names, but lookout!

Do they still set fire to cottages in your area?

[Robox]

Originally Posted by RIVA

the 3 is by far and away the best workhorse and family car 4x 4 on the market today ,

but it is no substitute for a rangeeee

Totally agree with the first bit and after yesterday i have got to agree that the RR sport is tops.Spent a rather enjoyable afternoon testing Landrover products around our test track at Gaydon, one of which was the 4ltr super charged RR sport.Speeds approaching double the legal, no traffic cops there ,the growl from engine alone brings a smile to your face
Don't forget it can also get you out of the dodo if required . I suppose i could be accused of being slightly biased but hey they are awesome vehicles

Rob C ( Landrover engineer)