Well done Chris Caton!

[Ian M]

Hopefully it is just wind

[Ribtecer]

Worst post I have opened on Ribnet.

Best wishes Ribnet friend!!!

[Jeff Hutcheon]

Update2
He's ok but a bit cream cracker'd, will be in for a couple of days and hopefully back on the air waves tomorrow with his normal wit and banter lol.

[Barrowboy]

Good lad.

So it was wind after all.

[whisper]

Parp!

[Deekus]

Keep us posted Jeff

[rocknrolla]

U look aftr u sen YODA cus Looey

[biffer]

Don't try to do too much old mate, trust me. If you're like me and just want to get on with how you used to be. It won't work. Ease in gently mate and keep nibbling away at it

[Jeff Hutcheon]

Update 3
Chris is doing at lot better and may be let out tomorrow on good behaviour.

[kerny]

Originally Posted by Jeff Hutcheon

Update 3
Chris is doing at lot better and may be let out tomorrow on good behaviour.

Good news

[Deekus]

Thanks for the update Jeff........good news

[neil.mccrirrick]

Originally Posted by Jeff Hutcheon

Update 3
Chris is doing at lot better and may be let out tomorrow on good behaviour.

Good behaviour! Are you havin a larf

[Barrowboy]

Originally Posted by Jeff Hutcheon

Update 3
Chris is doing at lot better and may be let out tomorrow on good behaviour.

Let out into the welcoming arms of the RIBnet 'care in the community' programme......

[jambo]

Great news.

Sent from my iPhone using Rib.net

[biffer]

That's Good

[Chris Caton]

Hi everyone, just to let you all know I'm back home, AGAIN, don't ever want to go through that experience again !! thank you all for for your best wishes and kind comments, I won't bore you with the details because it's not a pleasant story, but the operation was a success, eventually, and my plumbing is now back together, nowhere near normal as yet but at least it's working. I'm gonna be out of action for a bit, as I'm sure Biffer will agree this stuff takes some getting over, so if I don't reply to any comments don't worry, it's just me taking time out.

Once again, many thanks for all your kind comments,
Cheers, Chris

[biffer]

Originally Posted by Chris Caton

Hi everyone, just to let you all know I'm back home, AGAIN, don't ever want to go through that experience again !! thank you all for for your best wishes and kind comments, I won't bore you with the details because it's not a pleasant story, but the operation was a success, eventually, and my plumbing is now back together, nowhere near normal as yet but at least it's working. I'm gonna be out of action for a bit, as I'm sure Biffer will agree this stuff takes some getting over, so if I don't reply to any comments don't worry, it's just me taking time out. Once again, many thanks for all your kind comments, Cheers, Chris

Well done mate. Keep at it. No steak. Chicken and rice. Drink Guinness. Tea and richtea biscuit. Just little bits at a time. Slowly.

[Barrowboy]

Originally Posted by Chris Caton

Hi everyone, just to let you all know I'm back home, AGAIN, don't ever want to go through that experience again !! thank you all for for your best wishes and kind comments, I won't bore you with the details because it's not a pleasant story, but the operation was a success, eventually, and my plumbing is now back together, nowhere near normal as yet but at least it's working. I'm gonna be out of action for a bit, as I'm sure Biffer will agree this stuff takes some getting over, so if I don't reply to any comments don't worry, it's just me taking time out.

Once again, many thanks for all your kind comments,
Cheers, Chris

Good news Chris.

In all honesty, those of us who've been fortunate enough to avoid anything like this in our lives can't really begin to imagine what you're going through but heartfelt best wishes to you and Jayne.

[Chris Caton]

Originally Posted by biffer

Well done mate. Keep at it. No steak. Chicken and rice. Drink Guinness. Tea and richtea biscuit. Just little bits at a time. Slowly.

well, all I can say Biffer is your advice is a feckin site better that wot I was give last Saturday, they day after me op, when I was told "eat wot you like, you're as good as new n nowt to worry about, oh n you can go home now, 24 hrs after the op" hence at 5am on Sunday morning Jayne n Andrew had to take me to A&E to be re-admitted, etc etc

Originally Posted by Barrowboy

Good news Chris.

In all honesty, those of us who've been fortunate enough to avoid anything like this in our lives can't really begin to imagine what you're going through but heartfelt best wishes to you and Jayne.

and hopefully it will stay that way for everyone of you, this isn't an experience that's should be shared, keep well everyone

[biffer]

Yep, they don't tell you nothing mate, I was fed fluid with a tube that went up my nose into my stomach for 6 month, trying to get back was a night mare, you're going to need food that doesn't bung you up and is easy to digest, steak is a bastard, rich tea are 38 calories each, dip in the tea for a couple of seconds, lovely, some of my findings won't relate to you as I couldn't swallow, but guts and rear end will for different reasons, you won't get bugger all form them now you been done, they threw me out, addicted to morpheme, on the wrong medication and it wasn't until something went wrong , like water retention, they would say oh yes that was to be expected, thanks for telling me, I've worried all over the weekend cause me ead blew up like a football, there's no aftercare from the NHS, you'll be laughing with me a few months down the line mate, two things to think about, you die if you worry and you die if you don't , so don't worry, and don't waste you're grey matter on something you can't alter, they are both related but if you think about them they make perfect sense above all don't lose your sense of humour