Whos ship is this?

[Brian]

I am told that there is a warship moored about 5 miles out from Bournemouth Bay, towards The Needles.
It doesn't look British.
Anyone know anything about it?

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by Brian

Anyone know anything about it?

yus itts myne. eym watin forr dat Rm. Wildy too cum owt ov pewle harber

gArf

[ollyit]

clear as mud then

whats with the "chav" speak?

[Alan]

I always thought the Garfish was a brummie........

[Gav]

Originally Posted by Alan

I always thought the Garfish was a brummie........

and whats wrong with being a brummie??

[Richard B]

No, definitely Albanian.

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by ollyit

whats with the "chav" speak?

itt cud bee wurse. i cud bee a secund hannd IT ekspert

gArrf

[ollyit]

seeing as you're not all that with words....

[MeMe]

.......Mr Fish originates from the other side (boatmad) however, he drifts over here from time to time just to throw the odd spanner in the works. He can be quite funny on occasion however, on the hole he's and a**e hole

[MarkWildey]

Hey Sir Gar

I came out early to miss ya.

Mark

[Alan]

Originally Posted by Gav

and whats wrong with being a brummie??

Incipient Paranoia!

[The Garfish]

Originally Posted by Gav

and whats wrong with being a brummie??

nuffink dat carnt bee corectid wiv a fruntel lobotommy

Originally Posted by MeMe

on the hole he's and a**e hole

arr ay wakk dats a bitt fkin ricch cumin from a scowse gitt. i wennt too a scowse weddin wunce. fuk mee i didunt noe dat yew cud hyre a shel sewt from mosss brosss

i waz inn livverpewl lasst weak deelivverin a lode ov boelin borls. i stopt to elp too scowse kidds dat ad browkin dowen onn a fkin mowtorbyke. de enjin woz shaggid sow i chukt de byke an too kidds in de bakk ov de wagin. i waz runnin layte sow i woz cloggin itt a bitt wen a plodd puld mee inn for de fkin speadin. de plodd woz fromm bellfast soe hee woz. thay av too immport de polissmen into livverpewl cuz de naytivs carnt gett passt de crimminul recawd chekk.

wot yew gott in de bakk ov de wagin he sed. scowser egggs i sed. he ad a luk in de bakk ov de wagin an gott strayt onn iz raydioe. irjent bakk up rekwired irjently he sed. eyve stopt a wagin ful ov scowser eggs an too ov de likkul bastuds av atched an thayve nikt a mowtor byke orlreddy

gArf

[eyeye]

Bejesus! I remember hearing dat one on me mammys knee. Havnt ye got any up to date wons?

[MeMe]

.........you are slipping in your old age, is this the best you can do ? Still, the oldies are sometimes the best

[Kernow Buoy]

Hey Eyeye,
You remember comparing Garfish to Arthur Mullard?
Well I reckon your not far off, I see Garfish mentioned doing deliveries and I'm sure he tipped a load of hardcore at my place today ( no, the stone variety!)
Really ugly he was, about six foot six, and that was just between the eyes!, his knuckles were just about dragging the ground. I asked ( politely ) if he could tip in a certain spot and after a long pause he said something like
" Don't be a Twatt yew Twatt" and off he went!
Could it have been?

[eyeye]

I heard dat Garfish is a midget ! So de big fella ye saw couldnt have been him.

[eyeye]

Did he have a jar of mayo on him by any chance?

[The Jackeens]

gArf


Us

[Kernow Buoy]

[QUOTE]So de big fella ye saw couldnt have been him.
Perhaps not then, but he did seem, well, 'Fik enuff'!