Ok, just get a XXXL large life jacket, staple it to minimum size at the waist and then advertise like the "glass slipper", anyone who fits the size and you will only get either Charles Atlas or Jordan so take your pick.
Anyway it doesnt matter i she can drive the boat as long as she looke great
Cmon people, we should be allowed to advertise for a lady if we want a lady.
Too much bullshit, can she pour G+T with ice, sound she got the job.
Failing this, try the left and right test as to which is which and you will be alright!!!!!