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[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by willk

The site is a bit flaky today - lotta outages

downt bee a twatt yew twatt

thers a fkin urrican in amereca

bitt ov winnd an de yannks ar fukt

ifn itt ad bin heer orl de ribnobburs wud av bin crankin upp de injins an showtin.........


.....yeehar

[willk]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

downt bee a twatt yew twatt

thers a fkin urrican in amereca

bitt ov winnd an de yannks ar fukt

I should be careful, young man, IIWY. Seal Team Six have probably finished their well earned furlough by now....

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by willk

Seal Team Six have probably finished their well earned furlough by now....

seel teem siks......bunnch ov wankirs

iym mor wurrid bowt dem fkin drownes dat de yankks yewse wich iz wy iym onn de moove

owevver, jus reemember.............deemocrasy iz besst deliverd fromm a B52

[willk]

You just used an uppercase letter and a smiley - good lad!

Cutlery next?

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by willk

Cutlery next?

yew cheaky likkul munky. (nonn yannk ekwivalent: yew bastud)

i av bin yewsin a nife too ett mi peez forr a lorng tyme noww iyl av yew noe.

[willk]

Originally Posted by wiLlfish

i av bin yewsin a nife too ett mi peez forr a lorng tyme noww iyl av yew noe.

I had heard that you were handy with a knife...

In the interest of "peez", there's a seat on the "bowt" for you tomorrow. Failing that - we'll just have a Black Bush in your honour, as we know that you're partial

[Bigmuz7]

Originally Posted by willk

I had heard that you were handy with a knife...

In the interest of "peez", there's a seat on the "bowt" for you tomorrow

Dont take it lad .. it might be a 'syspenshun' seat, but yours will have an extra large spring fitted, that will have a release button somewhere ... if you do go .... keep an eye on the helms itchy finger you might be lucky ,, there could be a big red knob on the dash with the words 'do not strike' on it

[wiLlfish]

Originally Posted by willk

I had heard that you were handy with a knife...

yew mus av bin torkin too de cuk ofn ower lasst bote. (stropy likkul welch twatt)

hee waz refewsin too doo de woshin upp til mi filetin nife woz 1 millymeeter fromm iz iyeborl

'showw mee too de farey likwid' hee sed.

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

there could be a big red knob on the dash

az dat wiLlk bin owt inn de sunn agen wivowt iz fezz onn?