We have invested in two polo shirts.
Bearing in mind other RIBnet punters like ourselves will be anxiously holding onto their few quid to see whether these new products are high quality, not from a sweatshop in Hove, or indeed any sort of splash of well-established makes like Ralph Lauren, bananashark clothing etc. (
Research shows that NOT adding extra length in the transom should avoid Lacostly court cases cf the well-known 'tennis tail' so useful in sudden bends.)
They need to be tough enough for British weather, splashproof (see above) ample enough to fit your average punter (XXXL) and long enough to tuck into the jocks as needed (for cross channel trips).
The investment will undergo rigorous testing in a german washing machine (white water, speedy turns, force 40).
We will then examine the outcomes of the spin and write up the results in a prestigious boat magazine/website before investing any further.
Of course a discount voucher for our next order would ensure we would only report positive outcomes
K & P
PS Please send discount voucher privately so as not to compromise our 'Independent Reviewer' status
