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28 December 2004, 20:58
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Top Thread 2004
My vote, for the top thread this year must go to Brian, (Mr. Whiteshoes) for his "Time for a Joke" thread.
At 48 pages long, with 479 replies and 22,800 views, if this thread is not the longest, it certainly is the funniest.
Thank you Brian for making me howl with laughter for most of the year.
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29 December 2004, 09:21
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My favourite is Pete 7's Pacific Console Changes. 
I don't know when it started though cos I'm afraid to look again in case another whole day disappears out of my life 
missus
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29 December 2004, 12:31
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I know, I know. You can read for pages without understanding one single thing, cant you?
Perhaps we ought to expand this.
Funniest poster- The Garfish?
etc.
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29 December 2004, 17:53
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Definitely gArf is a comedy genius. His posts are hilarious. We should write to the Queen so he can get an OBE or an ABC... or an ASBO at the very least....
Or perhaps a statue could be erected in Rogue Wave's new Boatnet place
missus
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30 December 2004, 18:28
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Apparently the mincer is giving him a thesarus for Christmas in an effort to improve his vocabulary.!
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30 December 2004, 18:31
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There's ambiguity in your sentence...whose vocabulary are you referring to?
(Either way things could be looking up )
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30 December 2004, 20:31
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There nothing wrong with my vocabulary missus It's me punctuation and spelling that's knackered. If the gArfish is the Man I think he is he'll kwite enjoy the sentence in Kwestion!
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30 December 2004, 20:56
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There nothing wrong with my vocabulary missus It's me punctuation and spelling that's knackered. If the gArfish is the Man I think he is he'll kwite enjoy the sentence in Kwestion!
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I didn't mean you Listening to all those songs over the years must have filled your brain with words
Read your sentence again
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30 December 2004, 21:14
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only an Oirish person could see ambiguity in that sentence. The person wot would be giving away the thesarus would hadly be improving his vocabulary now would he/she. 
Talking of ambigamy
Bigamy is having one wife too many
Monogamy is the same thing! 
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30 December 2004, 21:16
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Originally Posted by Rogue Wave
Apparently the mincer is giving him a thesaurus!
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i downt wont noe fkin preeistorik animuls fank yew. misiss gArfishis pitt bul wud prObubly eet de fkin fing ifn de bich didunt eet itt hirsellf.
fanks missis eyve orlreddy gott a fkin ABSO i wun itt forr beein antysoshul butt i do lyke de eydea ov a statyew. fuyk mee i cann jus sea mee noww casst inn bronz stanndin wiv wan fut onn de remayns ov a fkin ribb inn de enttranse too de sowfamptun worter. jus lyke de statyew ov fkin libbirty inn woshingtun C.D,
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30 December 2004, 21:35
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The person wot would be giving away the thesarus would hadly be improving his vocabulary know would he/she...
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Shame innit
Hey gArf that's really really funny.
Enough there to keep us laughing for a week.
You should be published
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