Don't forget that once you've taken ages to fill 2gig of ram with info, the battery will typically die and you have to start all over again
I like the bootable linux idea myself, got to be worth a try I think with one of our old hard disk dead laptops at work......
The next trick is to get the mobile phone to sustain an internet connection whilst offshore. With any luck, I'll have the laptop with me and internet-connected whilst we're pootling around in the Irish Sea over the next couple of days.
-Alex