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Originally Posted by Polwart
In Wales? By who? Are people's freedoms to navigate UK waters different in Wales?
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Ah yer see the difference is---
We got fire breathin Dragons etc
An on the Menai there are Sea Monsters an all sorts of Sand Demons that move sticky up bits overnight (beware full moons) an they look out especially for englanders from the Stockport area an UTD supporters an come out from behind rocks an go 'BOO'
An it's good to do Courses an that there, here cos it's always rainin an blowin an then the Singing
You gorra know the local bye laws too
Passing Port to Port on a Sunday has only just been allowed (Chapels for yer innit
) an then there's the Eisteddfod RYA course
R. amming Y.achts A.lways
Well, only the furriners from west of Queensferry
Then, dont ferget, yer gorra have a leek onboard
An various safety kit which is generic innit
'Sospan Bach' - fer brewin up in an incase yer caught short
'Flares' in case yer abandon ship in Caernarfon an have ter be fashionable
'Telyn' (a harp) to make nice noises to the Dragons (bleedin difficult to stow on a rib I know)
Oh yeh an the VHF lingo is different
'Where were you goin, when I saw you comin back'?
Channel 16 always!
MMSI = MY Mam Said It
'Mayday' = Time to dance around the Druids stone
One short blast = I,m turnin to Port cos there's no beer left
One long blast = me horn is stuck
5 short blasts, a bit of pause an two long uns = Wales have beaten England at Twickenham
Plus them nautical terms can be different
'Bow' = when yer meets Shirley Bassey
'Stern' = The Ministers face
'Tide' =yer Grandad
'Flood' = when yer eyes fill up after winning The Triple Crown
'Outboard' = smokin on yer own outside the Pub
'Outdrive' = recoverin onto the trailer non stop!
'Prop' = big bloke
'Pitch' = where yer play Rugby
'Di ameter'= bloke who can't play Rugby
'Rubbin Strake'= hurty bit where yerv just been gouged by the big bloke
'Kill Cord'= needed for defence in Caernarfon
'Paddle' = alternative means of defence in Caernarfon
'Red Bouy'= Wales supporter
'Green Bouy' = Young Wales supporter (first at the Bar usually)
'Cardinal Bouy' = still goes to Chapel
'Special Mark' = English bloke sent to the bar first
'Wreck' = Italian captain
An so it goes on
See Boyos there's different by ere, innit