Good question, Locozodiac.
That stuff just turns my crank, I suppose.
I haven't been diving in over a decade, but I still love my Rolex Submariner, and will never get rid of it. It's overkill, for sure.
I'll never do any serious off-roading, but I'd love to have a Land Rover Defender.
And I LOVE big black milpro inflatables. If I could afford it, my dreamboat would be Martini's FC470, or perhaps even an FC530, though that size is really getting into RIB territory.
... That's me, I guess.