Here is what the scroats are thinking:
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Originally Posted by Limecc
1. Remove oars.
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Aw cr@p we got the boat started and now its stopped and we are drifting towards something that will damage it. Shame there are no oars.
No self respecting thief went to a lot of physical effort to nick a boat. paddling a RIB is way to hard work!
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2. Remove instruments. ... I will now take them with me in a rucksack.
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Those instruments must be worth something - he takes them off the boat. Lets mug him for the rucksack.
Previously: "Scruffy boat with gear all over - probably nick that shiny tidy one next to it". Now: "Oooh shiny tidy boat lets nick it"
Ooh he thinks this boat is worth tracking. That means its worth nicking. Lets just place this tracker on the pontoon.
This may well be enough to defeat a joy rider!
But...
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Leave the engine tilted and out of water.
... electric start with a backup pull-cord. Mercury's kill switch system is a simple toggle switch
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The wont notice the engine out the water till committed and will damage it to tilt it. "We'll just start with pull if need to." and
Its like they are inviting us to take it - its got a kill switch on it that we can switch off.
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7. Use a centre console cover.
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He (a) looks after this boat - it must be worth something (b) I wonder whats under the cover.
He's spotted us... lets ram the boat onto those rocks and scarper.
Hand me the bolt cutters this boat must be the most valuable on the pontoon its the only one locked. ...
... Oh we don't have bolt cutters - lets stick the engine at full revs and see what breaks
Look - he comes back every hour to check his boat. If we wait till next time he comes we should get an hour to nick it if we wait till just after he's gone...
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11. Buy a C&RT Index number and stencil it to one of the tubes.
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I have no idea what this is. Perhaps he can use it to get the boat found when we beach it on the rocks.
Or - Sod it. The Eastern Europeans can put a patch over that to hide it when they flog it on.
I realise some of this is cyinical. Golden tip is to make the guy next to yours look more desirable/easier to nick. I do think things like trackers make sense if the value is worth it but am sceptical if they REALLY work to get boats back (anyone heard of a case?). I'd have it in the engine personally - as thats the bit most likely to disappear.
Did you ask the Youfs what they were doing?
Taking the KC and Key is probably enough to stop Joy riders. But does require that the KC is not a toggle switch! For anything else if you over secure yours you may just be saying "this is worth nicking"