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Old 11 December 2020, 18:42   #1
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You know it's nearly Christmas when the quality streets come out......
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Old 13 December 2020, 00:11   #2
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My indication is my bank balance!
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Old 13 December 2020, 05:53   #3
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For me it's when I go to bed of an evening and say to the wife "ah f*ck... we've not done the elf"
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Old 13 December 2020, 09:06   #4
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My indication is my bank balance!
Yes it goes up as not spending as much on the boat. 😂😂😂
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Old 13 December 2020, 20:40   #5
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For me it's when I go to bed of an evening and say to the wife "ah f*ck... we've not done the elf"
i'm not sure what to make of that
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Old 13 December 2020, 21:11   #6
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i'm not sure what to make of that

Me neither!.......maybe he thought he was posting on a "different" forum???
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Old 14 December 2020, 17:55   #7
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i'm not sure what to make of that
When i wrote that, I was thinking "maybe my boat mates will think i'm cool, and the elf is some kind of wild sex position"

Sadly not, on both counts.
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Old 14 December 2020, 18:37   #8
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....and the elf is some kind of wild sex position"

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It is, if done on a shelf....apparently 🥴
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and the elf is some kind of wild sex position


Used to be around here - it was all about the Elf & Safety...
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Old 14 December 2020, 19:43   #10
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It is, if done on a shelf....apparently 🥴
I like the "apparently" methinks Mr PD knows more than he's letting on....respect
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Old 14 December 2020, 20:43   #11
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Used to be around here - it was all about the Elf & Safety...
Love this. Turns out elf’s are human after all
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Ok , so one video would have done ( but I still laughed third time round )...

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Old 16 December 2020, 00:24   #13
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Bet Santa got a lot of ribbing over that stunt.

Santa should learn to bow out gracefully.

Life's a beach

Sometimes I annoy myself!
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Old 16 December 2020, 19:47   #14
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Used to be around here - it was all about the Elf & Safety...
Good Barbie collection Willk, is it yours? 😊
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