Osprey 5.0 with a 55 Suzuki - Page 2

Nos4r2 · 24 May 2010, 21:29

And we're off

ashbypower · 24 May 2010, 21:32

mikesr4 · 24 May 2010, 22:09

any body want to sell me there rib would like an sr4 but will be interested in anything budget now £3000

Bigmuz7 · 24 May 2010, 22:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

No, competition to see who can wind him up the most

Delivered to Khazakstan marina, pontoon 21... in 3 days or less

BogMonster · 25 May 2010, 03:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesr4

is this a dodgey seller??
<snip> he wants the payment made through western union.

The second bit makes the first bit highly likely! Western Union transfers can't be reversed and it is a classic way to scam people.

chewy · 25 May 2010, 14:39

£2400 delivered to my address.

Nos4r2 · 25 May 2010, 18:26

........

And he's on...

'How does he want payment'?

Nos4r2 · 25 May 2010, 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by the scammer

Dear ******,

Hi,

Please email me at st********
to discuss the details regarding payment and delivery or send me your email
address.

My email address is st**********.uk

Regards

Fish on.

chewy · 25 May 2010, 20:17

Pretty much the same as what I got from him.
I've told him I want to view the boat tomorrow....

Nos4r2 · 25 May 2010, 21:28

I've got a better approach.

See your PMs-I'll post more soon.

BogMonster · 25 May 2010, 23:12

Boo - it's gone

Nos4r2 · 26 May 2010, 00:43

That's ok, I'm still winding up the scammer

Nos4r2 · 26 May 2010, 19:03

Progress so far:-
Fake ebay invoice recieved.
It's time to start playing

Quote:

From: ********
Sent: 26 May 2010 18:46:30
To: ********@hotmail.co.uk

By the way, is it possible for me to send you some extra money and have the little engine in the photos too?

Thanks

****
From: *********@hotmail.co.uk
To: **********
Subject: RE: ********* has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up
Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 09:40:10 +0000

Hi ****,

We still have a deal.

Did you received the invoice ?

Let me know

Thanks

From: ***************
To: the scammer
Subject: RE: ******* has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up
Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 05:52:39 +0100

Hi, I haven't heard from ebay on completing the transaction yet.

What's going on?

Cheers

****

From: the scammer
To: me
Subject: RE: ***** has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up
Date: Tue, 25 May 2010 21:17:53 +0000

Hi,

To end our transaction I will contact eBay to setup a protected transaction .They will send you an e-mail regarding how will be complete this transaction in safe mode.
They will contact you in the next hours , please let me know after you receive the message from them.

Thanks

Date: Tue, 25 May 2010 12:08:12 -0700
From: me@members.ebay.co.uk
To: the scammer
Subject: Re: ****** has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up

camtheribman · 26 May 2010, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nos4r2

Progress so far:-
Fake ebay invoice recieved.
It's time to start playing

Good stuff

Bigmuz7 · 26 May 2010, 21:39

There was an excellent thread on a UK business forum along this line a while back that I have to say made very enjoyable reading

Go for it Nos .. try and get as many rediculous scenarios as possible in there , lost trousers, locked out of hotel room without credit cards, puncture caused by penguine whilst onway to make payment etc

I suppose all that depends on your 'mark' though ..

Nos4r2 · 30 May 2010, 23:10

I think I scared him off

Start from the bottom.

Quote:

David,
No, I'm not kidding in the slightest.The security protocols DEMAND this. I live and work on ***** army camp (my address is ************) and as of yet my car is not fitted with a towbar so the boat will need to be delivered to my front garden.
However, the newspaper is not essential as long as there is something in the picture with the days date on it. The date written underneath the code word will be fine.

Either you want the money or you don't. I've £2460 sat here in cash waiting to be sent to you. We're in a recession and there's plenty of other cheap boats out there. If you're unable to deliver to my house I'll just buy one that can be delivered here and you can find another buyer.

Nick.

From: stuser212@hotmail.co.uk
To: ********@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up and the little engine
Date: Fri, 28 May 2010 07:34:48 +0000

Hi Nick,

I'm not happy with this arrangement, I'm sorry but I cannot do that because it is against the rules of the shipping company. I cannot oblige the person who will be delivering the boat to take a photograph holding a sign showing your job related code word with a newspaper. Are you kidding ???

I can deliver the boat at any other address in the UK.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.

David

From:*******@hotmail.com
To: stuser212@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up and the little engine
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 16:39:05 +0100

Hi,
Thanks David.

I'm having a little trouble withdrawing the cash from the bank to take to my local moneygram agent at the moment.
They will only allow me to take £800 a day out of my account in cash so it is going to take a few days before I can send the money gram.
In the meantime, as I am currently employed as a Garfish Knob Cleaner on an army base, and this is where I live I will need the boat delivered to there.
To comply with base security I have to ask for a photograph of the person who will be delivering the boat, holding a sign showing our job related code word for the month.
Don't be alarmed, this is standard military protocol. As you are aware, all military bases are under heightened security measures at the moment.
Unfortunately, without this photograph (and it must be a genuine picture,with a newspaper visible to confirm the date) I cannot go ahead with the deal as it will be impossible for me to take delivery.Security will not allow the driver to bring the boat onto the base without it.

The monthly pass code is 'I kleen gArfIsH nOb'. It must be hand written and exactly the same as this or it will be rejected
Sorry about the inconvenience,

Thanks,

Nick

From: stuser212@hotmail.co.uk
To: *****@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up and the little engine
Date: Thu, 27 May 2010 09:08:20 +0000

Hi Nick,

I accept your offer 60 pounds .The total price is 2460 pounds for (Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up and the little engine).

I will wait your email today with the details from money gram.

Regards

From: *****@hotmail.com
To: stuser212@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: RE: cbrberus has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up
Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 22:36:16 +0100

Not sure what it's worth. 60 pounds?

Nick

From: stuser212@hotmail.co.uk
To: ******@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: **** has sent a question about item #270581557544, ending on 26-May-10 22:54:34 BST - Ospray 5.0 RIB / Complete Set-up
Date: Wed, 26 May 2010 19:09:22 +0000

Hi Nick,

Yes it is possible....what is your offer ?

Regards

camtheribman · 31 May 2010, 11:42

That is brilliant!

Bigmuz7 · 31 May 2010, 20:44

I think it was your job title that spooked 'im

... that would spook any sane minded type (or insane for that matter

)

Not to worry .. was worth a go

.. need to find another one

Nos4r2 · 31 May 2010, 23:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigmuz7

I think it was your job title that spooked 'im

... that would spook any sane minded type (or insane for that matter

)

Not to worry .. was worth a go

.. need to find another one

I think it probably was, but getting a pic of someone holding a bit of card saying 'I kleen gArfIsH nOb' was just too funny not to try it