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Old 24 May 2005, 21:34   #21
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price of new RIB £30,000

price of new battery when the other one is 'flat' £25.00

being the one to point out that the kill cord is not on properly..............PRICELESS

there are some things money can't buy for everything else there is master card

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Old 24 May 2005, 21:50   #22
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He managed to drop the cutter which was writhing like a mad thing between his legs about 6" away from his nob. 'Don't move' I shouted. Not being one for listening to good advice, he did, and narrowly escaped being turned into a eunuch. Sooo funny.
I nearly fell off my chair! Nice one Stu.

Martin, Anto and I saw old Bugle being towed up the itchen by Andy S the other weekend...Hope it was not a serious problem.

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Old 25 May 2005, 10:02   #23
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Wait till he is on line and explains last nights saga. Shame there wasn't a video camera available. But it involved a boat delivery job from Gosport to the West country. A trailer with one wheel and a towing hitch twisted though 90 degrees, despite the next door neibour saying he had maintained the trailer perfectly, yer right nobber. 2 Hours of hard graft to get the boat off the knackered trailer onto a flat bed and no sign of a cup of tea. A charge of fly tipping. The female owner taking photos as evidence (ungrateful cow) and a midnight dash to get away before the police arrive.

Finally some highly suspicous activity in Gaffers car park involving switching a boat from one car to a large truck. Whoever the young bloke in the car parked in Gaffers was, sorry if the headlights disturbed you and your girlfriend, but she wasn't that good looking.

Anyway throughout the adventure though Stu kept perfectly calm and acted with astonishing diplomacy and control much to his credit.

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Old 25 May 2005, 10:36   #24
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Poor Stuart - he often seems to get the jobs that no one else wishes to do.
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Old 25 May 2005, 10:41   #25
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finishing the job...

He does always finish the jobs though.. unlike many other people.... Not to mention he'd help anyone anytime.. How many of you would drop everything to go help a friend in need.. Stu did...
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Old 25 May 2005, 18:11   #26
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I doubt anyone here would deny that Stu isnt a top bloke and that he'd give his last quid to you if you needed it. Honest and he gives a shit.


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Old 25 May 2005, 20:02   #27
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Stu Hopkins, I salute you. You total plonker!
Agreed. however you did get a very rare Birthday present , you actually saw me blush with embarrasment........and that is a very rare event!
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Old 25 May 2005, 20:04   #28
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Hard to tell under that layer of 2 stroke

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Old 25 May 2005, 20:07   #29
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Yeah your right It definitely time to remember to take a Shower this month!
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Old 25 May 2005, 20:08   #30
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You don't need to polish up a heart of gold

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Old 25 May 2005, 20:19   #31
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It might be a heart of gold missus but it aint 24Karat,,,I am invoicing Andy for the battery changing!
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Old 25 May 2005, 20:21   #32
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I don't believe a word of it

Looks like the computer probs are sorted?

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Old 25 May 2005, 20:58   #33
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I'm only paying for work needed, you'll be re-tubing it next!

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Old 25 May 2005, 23:29   #34
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Stu, i love it! Fantastic... hope you are well...

Now about the computer problem(s) we might be able to come to some arrangment (i want something you've got...)
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