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14 June 2012, 22:30
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There is some venom in these threads - bosh!
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14 June 2012, 22:52
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These are hisssterical!
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14 June 2012, 23:14
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a bit of a shock really when looking for a puncture in the tubes,ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssss ?
regards.....Shaun......
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14 June 2012, 23:21
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Yeah great one 
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14 June 2012, 23:23
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Just kidding, keep them coming 
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14 June 2012, 23:28
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i thought it was good ?
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14 June 2012, 23:30
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I'm not serpent about that...
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14 June 2012, 23:31
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Here's one...
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
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14 June 2012, 23:43
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Ahh! ur taking the pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssss! now.
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14 June 2012, 23:46
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
I'll get me coat 
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14 June 2012, 23:52
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No head shot, I'm thinking this snake could just be an interesting ladies belt, mind you my mate Denz Mellin's dog found a near dead six foot python by the canal in Leicester one Christmas poor thing. My money is on a garter snake..... What you didnt see that one coming? True about my mates dog though.
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15 June 2012, 08:25
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That's the bessssst yet!
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15 June 2012, 09:50
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I guess the owner may have behaved like this lot on discovery of said snake, although I hope he/she would have had more sympathetic mates than the laughing camera man!
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15 June 2012, 13:08
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Well imagine finding this on your boat
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15 June 2012, 13:11
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Haha liking that!
Peter @ Boatsandoutboards4sale ~ askboatsandoutboards4sale@sky.com ~ 07930 421007
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Crap that made me jump! 
A bit off thread I grant you, but my Father in Law is an Australian Geophysicist, and this pdf is of a series of photos he shot of a snake v lizard thing, at the Pilbara Mine, Western Australia in August 2009.
There was only ever going to be one winner.
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15 June 2012, 14:49
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Now that's amazing and it never ceases to amaze me how large they can unhinge their jaws to open their mouth.
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15 June 2012, 15:08
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That's just what I was thinking! 
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Forget the Coastguard!!! More like the Guinness Book of Records, like Telco Will says for the fastest swimmer 
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15 June 2012, 16:21
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I hate snakes. I would jump into the water if i found one. Bill Dance has some "fun" incident with snakes also 
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